Becky's Annoying Page

Things and People that never seize to annoy me! Enjoy and please take offence if I choose to put down somebody or something you like.

Annoyance: Avril Lavigne (can I even spell it?)

Reason: Well for starters her last name is really strange.. not like it's the only reason. She isn't the wild child for all I know she is about the safest person I know. If she really wanted to be different she could shave her head make a mohawke.. and wear bright orange makeup. Just suggesting. Now this has nothing to do with her being a poser because she is just being herself *cough*poser*cough* and I shouldn't say that since I like Good Charlotte and everybody calls them posers. Just making it clear that she just annoys me. And I almost gaged when she put the anarchy sign everywhere.. you would be the first to die if anarchy happened.. because there are tons of people who HATE you...

Annoyance: Talking Animals

Reason: The simple fact that animals can't talk. Do people have some insecurity that they need there pets to talk. Even talking stuffed animals annoy me. It's like a robot. Freaky.

Annoyance: Telephones.

Reason: I don't really know why they just annoy me. The fact that people you don't know just call you wanting you to join something and stuff.

Annoyance: Christina Aguilara (again the horrible last names I can't spell)

Reason: This is a less of an annoying specimin because she can sing which is rare for todays music. On the other hand, I think she tries a little too hard to be rebellious. I mean when she hosted some much music or mtv award show I remember hearing every time she was on the stage "If the press is going to label me I might as well ________ (fill in whatever slutty thing you can imagine)" I think she is being fake just to piss people off.

Annoyance: The New Axe commercial "Show them the way"

Reason: Well for those who arn't fermilier with this commercial. A guy sprays colon and the girl comes straight to him. Yes spray this magical nice smelling thing on your armpit and girls will all of a sudden see the light.. oh your not a loser, your not ugly because you have axe! *smiles like a loser*

Annoyance: Fee fee dobson's new video don't go.

Reason: I suggest you find this video before it finds you. when you sing in a high pitched voice that is short and detached.. well it takes all the focus away from style which is maybe a good thing since her style was horrible!

Annoyance: People who want to know 'what's wrong'

Reason: It's just annoying... I mean I know you all mean well but my problems are my problems and would probably lead you all to believe I'm a pysco freak.. which I am but yes don't ask me whats wrong cuz I'll probably kill you

Annoyance: Teenagers

Reason: I really don't have a reason to since I am one (laughs hystarctly) but they annoy me! They are so rude and they don't respect anything and they are turning our world into a world full of serial killers and rapists! Of course I am not a good expample of a good teenager.. since my future may just be serial killer. I feel like I don't belong with teenagers.. they bother me with their ghetto hats.. there 'punk' clothes (I do mean all the pop punk junkies out there) and there look a like trendy clothes.. I would rather where a friken skirt and suspenders and have a cane.. is it just me or am I discribing pimps :)

Annoyance: Bands who only scream

Reason: Anybody can scream.. have some notes in your songs and you might be ok for my taste. I just like to listen to the lyrics and that's kind of hard to do when you can't make out one word they are saying. Even though I like hardcore music just plain screaming get's on my nerves.

Annoyance: The 9/11 freak know it all people!

Reason: It happened ..wut 4 years ago and now some dude makes a movie about it explaining how we knew this was going to happen and everything is a conspiricy,, and now a new book is going to come out... you are more annoying then a million chickens riding bikes down the street every since day!

Annoyance: People who whine all the time.

Reason: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! Your head is too shoved up your own ass so you makes that high whinny voice and complain!! why don't you suck it up... or you can suck up that whinny voice RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!!! Get over yourself.. I highly doubt your that important.

Annoyance: People saying "Live life today like theres no tommorow"

Reason: Because for most people there will BE a tommorow.. and when it comes you will be wishing there WASN'T! So there isn't a tommorow eh.. I guess I will spend ALL of my money on things I wouldn't normally do because I can't usually AFORD IT!... so when tommorow comes.. I get to live in a box and eat dog food YIPPIE! I'M GLAD I LIVED FOR ONE STINKIN DAY!... If I ever live like theres no tommorow... there sure as hell better be none!

Annoyance: Stupid Air-headed bimbos

Reason: I know I am not the best person to be annoyed with this seeing as how half the words on this site are not spelt right. Never-the-less REALLY stupid people annoy the hell out of me. We all know the ones, who say the most stupid remarks and then laugh at it... it's really pathetic actually. One thing though, they make me laugh.. if you really think being 'blonde' will make you cooler then you have to be the most stupid living specimin on the whole PLANET!

Annoyance: Those scrawny idiots who put the anarchy sign everywhere just to be... 'punk'

Reason: Well.. I'm pretty sure that if anarchism really happened here you would be the first to die since your so scrawny and pitiful. You think you are being cool by putting it.. and you might actually be a true anarchist, if thats the case then I apologize. But the fact is... most of you would get beaten to death by a pack of wild cheerleaders.

Annoyance: 50 Cent

Reason: ... gee I wonder why I would possibly hate 50 Cent.. perhaps it's the way he degardes WOMEN! Come on people "The Candy shop" ... you suck!!! we are not objects 50.. and we don't come in shops!! And bigger candy is better then small ones if you havent noticed 50 so why are all the women in your damn videos ANEREXIC!?!? I know everybody does this in music videos.. but since I don't have the time and patience to put them all on this page I'm giong to be mean and target 50 cent. Back to candy shop you said you wrote the song like that so little kids can listen to it and not know it’s about sex.. ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS WATCH YOUR STUPID VIDEO!! Which degrades women .. And why are they all perfect and beautiful? ... grrrr....grrrrr... you stupid p.i.m.p why didn't those bullets kill you??

Annoyance: Family

Reason: Do I really need to explain this? It's family you all have them you all know what I mean!

Annoyance: The Pussy Cat Dolls

Reason: Well... you arn't really an annoyance more of a pure LOATHING! I see the future and it is SLUTSVILLE!! Come on you have no talent you have 6
fucking singers and only one person really sings the songs.. AND SHE SUCKS! And oooo how about those lyrics.. yea those lyrics could change the bloody world! They just make me re-think my whole exsistance! hmm what were they again? Oh yea "Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha" *coughs* firstly... they can't SPELL!! Don't you .. DON'T YOU!!!! ... secondly you are filty cheating whores.. the only bloody message is to men all over to ditch their beautiful and wondeful girlfriends to find brainless slutty moronic annoying BIMBOS!!! ..... if this is the future in music... I'm moving into the jungle where there is no human contact I will life with WOLVES and humm NIRVANA for the rest of my bloody life!!

Annoyance: Watching Golf

Reason: It's soo boring. A guy hits a ball with a stick.. it goes far and then he finishes it off by putting it into a hole.. people clap lightly and move to the next hole which is almost the same as the last.. it's pointless.

Annoyance: Teahcers

Reason: You may think of me as a tipical rebellious teen but I have good reasons. Being a teacher is no more then a job. And I know what a job feels like. Your only there because your getting paid. Did you know that the more a kid fails the more a teacher looses money. Ever gotten your mark bosted up to a passing grade? Wonder why? TAA DAA IT'S MONEY! ha ha it's so clear now isn't it that teachers don't give a rat's ass about our futures they want money!!

Annoyance: ME!

Reason: Everybody gets annoyed at themselves.. I ... well I just hate myself lol. And the most annoying thing is you can never... EVER escape yourself.. you follow yourself until your death.. bah!

Annoyance: Micheal Jackson.

Reason: hmmm.. now what can I say about mikey J. Actually it is no longer about him more then about the constant talk about him! So what if he dangled a baby over the balcony.. so what if he sleeps with childen.. ok not so what but can we please stop talking about him. He is a loony freak they pop up once and a while so deal with it don't talk about it like it's the armageden!

Annoyance: Britney Spears

Reason: What can I say about Britney spears.. that doesn't follow with me killing her hmm... absolutly NOTHING! This freak is just a whore. A media whore, and just a first class whore. She realized that nobody liked that sweet and innocent Britney so she just was forced to practicly have sex on the television to get people to notice her. Hey, we notice you, we absolutly DISPISE you... but we notice you. But Britney I have to thankyou. You have shown the world that white trash can be rich!

Annoyance: Ashley Simpsons "Shadow" video.

Reason: ooo Ashley I feel soooooo sorry for you! Gee it must be hard living in the shadows of your rich sister while you lived nicly with money. Well now that YOUR famous and YOU have lots of money it's all better now.. while kids are starving!! your song sucks ass and you should have been greatful for being in the shadows.. and I'm sure we would all prefer if you were in the shadows.. far back in them... where nobody can see you... ever again .. :)

Annoyance: Garden and Lawn Gnomes..

Reason: This is for Tasha because the world must know about the gnomes. They are evil!! Why on earth would people want tiny people holding SHARP OBJECTS AND WEAPONs on their lawn!!!?!?!?!? I mean come on people WHYYYY!!! .. unless they put the gnomes there.. to kill us all!!!! KILL THE GNOMES!!

Annoyance: School

Reason: Well it's fairly simple... It's school! You go probably half your life from when your like 5 to when your like 25 and what do you get for it... a job for the other half of your life. Sure you get money... sure you get life experience but WHY! Lifes a bitch and then you die... literally!!!

Annoyance: My Chemical Romance game thing...

Reason: because I can NOT beat it.. it's impossible for me... I had spent literally 2 hours straight playing it.. it's so annoying.. and yet so addicting at the same time..