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Robots.  They’re everywhere.  Every step you take…every move you make, they’re watching you.  Oh can’t you see?  They pose an inherit danger to all of mankind because they are evil, evil as the night…or as leprechauns…and yes, as evil as Honey Nut Cheerios.  Unlike most people, we knew the danger of Robots but we shrugged it off.  We went about our normal lives, hard work and studying, eating bananas and playing the harpsichord; you know, normal stuff.  But just as the summer began, the Robots struck. 
          The coup was swift and harsh…and before we knew it we had been stripped of our livelihood and shackled side-by-side one hundred thousand miles below the earth in an abandoned bomb shelter watching reruns of “Mannix.”
          Time passed slowly but before we knew what hit us, the Robots had let us go.  It was September and the Robots had stolen our summer, scheduled us for ass-hard classes, and returned us to our shitty jobs.  All they left were these pictures…they had used our bodies, destroyed our lives, and left us in hell.  This is their story. 

(Oh yeah…and there were gremlins too!)