the evil 'DR BALLS'

Fresh off the success of “Brand New Day”, his  quasi Phil-Collinsish tribute to the a.m. hours, Sting had decided to make a change in his life. He had tired of success, and wanted a normal life, one that did not involve trite lyrics and watered down new age riffs.  All he wanted was quiet, and that could only be achieved by gaining his freedom.  Freedom from his master, freedom from the mad scientist that controlled his life, freedom from the evil DR. BALLS.  

          On June 2^nd at 8 a.m., Sting rolled up to the secret laboratory of DR. BALLS, and quickly became embroiled in a fight for liberty.  Little did he know the danger he was in, and how quickly his life would change.  In a blink of an eye, Sting had been transported back in time via the DR. BALLS Super HG time machine, which he had stumbled into during the melee.  When he awoke he lay on the ground of a prehistoric world, one littered with the remnants of an age long forgotten…

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