How Do You Get Holy Water?               
                                                    You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
                                                                                    Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
                                                                                                    Polaroid's

What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?        
                                                                                     A Stick.

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?              
                                                                                Subordinate Clauses.

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