According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen.......had to be a girl.

We should have known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost.

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
                                            lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?

LABRADOR RETRIEVER: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
                                                Can I? Can I? Huh?  Huh? Huh?

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Que?

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

GERMAN SHEPHERD: All right, everyone stop right where you are! Who busted
                                            the light? I SAID, STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!"