Just for fun


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Just for fun…...

You wouldn't think there were so many ways to miss-state a health problem..  
The following are comments from doctors as recorded on patient charts.  
Don’t ask which Doctors—I have been sworn to secrecy !!!

* "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."

* "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."

* "She is numb from her toes down."

* "While in the casualty department, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."

* "Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."

* "Patient was alert and unresponsive."

* "I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."

* "Patient was seen in clinic by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."

Quotable Quotes…….

The innocence of childhood …
On her great grandmothers birthday, four year old Sarah asked

 “How old are you , Granny?”
“I’ve had so many birthdays my darling, I just can’t remember my age” 
answered granny.

After a few moments thought, Sarah came back with the helpful suggestion, 
“Why don’t you look in the back of your knickers ? Mine say 3-4 years old” !

" Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend"

- Albert Camus