At the Restaurant
Thursdack bravely entered the alien restaurant. He searched it
for a "pizza" as he had seen in the picture that Kaizso showed him.
He noticed none, but then he saw the human standing behind the counter.
"Most inferior human," began Thursdack, "I am Thursdack, son of Phridack,
the Grand Courier of Kaizso, the great, rightful, and undisputed ruler
of the Mushroom Empire, the most powerful mushroom dynasty that ever was
or ever shall be. I have come to your most pitiful and inferior planet
in search of the object of my wonderful and grand ruler's desire, for the
great Kaizso seeks a human pizza from Earth. Do you, inferior human,
know where I, Thursdack, son of Phridack, Grand Courier of Kaizso, may
find such a pizza?"
Thursdack is Confused for a Midget
The young man behind the counter was confused. Then a question entered
his mind. "Are you really a midget?" he asked.
"WHAT??" exclaimed Thursdack.
"I mean, you're, like, real short, and —"
"SILENCE, PATHETIC HUMAN!!"
screamed Thursdack. "I would stand here and attempt to make your
pitiful and puny human mind comprehend my grand leader's request, but I
have promised the great Kaizso a human pizza from Earth, and none dare
disobey the mighty Kaizso without trembling before his awesome wrath like
a disemboweled cherry, so I must terminate this useless conversation by
giving you a sampling of the fearsome power of Kaizso."
Thursdack took a deep breath after his long speech, then zapped the
human into a lifeless Portabella mushroom using his anti-human
ray. He explored the rest of the restaurant, searching for a
pizza. He found an uncooked one in the back. Then he called
the human society specialist into the restaurant. The specialist
was unable to pick up the pizza without it slipping out of his three fingered
hands. Skull Warriors were called in from their portal building to
carry the pizza. It took five Skull Warriors, four holding the sides
and one on the bottom. Eventually, they carried it back to the newly
constructed Mushroom Portal and brought it back to The Mushroom Zone.
Thursdack went last. He took a few parting shots at passing humans
then jumped through the portal.
