Welcome to Nanna ONLINE!


So you've got one o' those new-fangled answer machine thingies, do ya?  But mercy, those boring greeting messages!  Well, let's do something about that, dear.  Below, you'll find a list of my own personal greetings.  Just click GET IT! to download the MP3 to your computer.  Don't forget where ya put it, now! *hehehe*
"Seems Poppa put the wrong-sized 
batteries in my vibra-thing!"
"...Poppa got his tongue caught in my
hearing aid again."
"Now Poppa, put on your glasses
before you stick that thing in me!"
"Seems Poppa got his tallywacker 
caught in the milkin' machine again!"
"Nanna's busy primpin' Poppa's pickle!"
"(*sob**wimper*)...Poppa passed..."
"Nanna's on the sauce right now...
Woohoo! (*hiccup*)"
"...Father, you're never gonna get that
thing in there without a shoehorn!"
"...Nanna's takin' care of Poppa's "Pecker"!"