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So
you've got one o' those new-fangled answer machine thingies, do ya?
But mercy, those boring greeting messages! Well, let's do something
about that, dear. Below, you'll find a list of my own personal greetings.
Just click GET IT! to download the MP3 to your computer. Don't forget
where ya put it, now! *hehehe* |
"Seems
Poppa put the wrong-sized
batteries
in my vibra-thing!"
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"...Poppa
got his tongue caught in my
hearing
aid again."
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"Now
Poppa, put on your glasses
before
you stick that thing in me!"
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"Seems
Poppa got his tallywacker
caught
in the milkin' machine again!"
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"Nanna's
busy primpin' Poppa's pickle!"
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"(*sob**wimper*)...Poppa
passed..."
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"Nanna's
on the sauce right now...
Woohoo!
(*hiccup*)"
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"...Father,
you're never gonna get that
thing
in there without a shoehorn!"
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"...Nanna's
takin' care of Poppa's "Pecker"!"
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