This story saddens me. Click here!
It's such an opportunity wasted. A company director gets obsessed with a prostitute with a 34DD chest. He embezzles from his company until it is broke.
And the headline writer can't even come up with the obvious: "Crooked boss sees healthy firm bust." He's nearly got it, but either he's missed it or lost his nerve.
Did Benny Hill die for nothing?
_ DY
at 1:16 PM GMT
Updated: Friday, 27 February 2004 1:17 PM GMT