Past Quotes of the Week

JULY 2005- "How did you know that?" -Colonel Mustard
"Can you keep a secret?" -Wadsworth
[Colonel Mustard leans closer.]
"So can I." -Wadsworth
in Clue

JUNE 2005- "Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly." Skipper the Penguin
surrounded by police in Madagascar

MAY 2005- "It's a mixture of jazz and funk... I call it junk." -Fender about Mr. Copperbottom's music playing in Robots

APRIL 2005- "So, what'd you do, put some Guardian spell on them or something?" -Caleb
"No. Ancient grandma secret: a cookie bribe." -Grandma
"There's cookies?!" -Caleb
about Irma's wild younger brother and Blunk in W.I.T.C.H.

FEBRUARY/MARCH 2005- *bursts into tears* "I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka in Wiess Kreuz

JANUARY 2005- "I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum." -J.D.
"Of course not. It's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals." -Sam Hall (under his breath)
in The Day After Tomorrow

DECEMBER 2004- "What am I going to do without my day planner?" -Jane
"Okay, you need to relax." -Roxy
"Relax? How can I relax? My relaxation tips are in my day planner!" -Jane
in New York Minute

NOVEMBER 2004- "I should have told you this a long time ago. I love you!" -Jen
"I love you too. I wish I could live another thousand years so we could be together again." -Wes
in the final episode of Power Rangers Time Force

OCTOBER 2004- "I'm history! I'm mythology! Ah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!" -Genie in Aladdin

SEPTEMBER 2004- "My step-sister Hattie would die if she knew I was here." -Ella
"Hattie. Is that her name? Now I know what name to put on the restraining order." -Prince Char
in Ella Enchanted

AUGUST 2004- "I just keep running into weirdos. With Gourry here being weirdo number one." -Lina
"At least I'm number one at something." -Gourry
in Slayers

JULY 2004- "Here is a Muppet News Flash. An international spy ring is trying to sneak ridiculous stories into the news... In other news, a black and yellow striped mackerel was elected king this morning." -Muppet Newscaster in The Muppet Show

JUNE 2004- "If only thy mouth were thy weapon, then truly thou couldst never be defeated." -Mercurymon to Agunimon in Digimon Frontier

5/17/04- 5/28/04- SHORT BREAK

5/10/04-"Don't you make no dark spirits come out while I'm sitttin' here. Wait till I leave before the dark spirits come out." -Jim Evers from The Haunted Mansion trailer

1/27/03-5/3/04- LOOONNNG BREAK

1/20/03- "You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you. Eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on, you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black." -Zed in Men in Black

1/13/03- "You're sure you oughta play around with that thing?" -Rick
"It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book." -Evelyn
opening the Book of the Dead in The Mummy

1/6/03- "Hey, Amanda? If you find a twenty dollar bill on the floor of someone else's apartment, is it the same as if you find it in the street?" -Roxana
"No." -Amanda
"Then I haven't found anything." -Roxana
in Head Over Heals

12/30/02- "IF I HAVE TO HELP, YUE HAS TO HELP TOO!!!!" -Keroberos in CardCaptors

12/23/02- "I'm a teenager, it's my job to be hyper!" -Lucas in SeaQuest DSV

12/16/02- "How are you feeling?" -Tomoyo
"I'm fine now! I was just a little tired." -Sakura
"Snored like a log." -Kero
"KERO!!" -Sakura
from Card Captor Sakura Manga Part 2 Vol. 1

12/9/02- "Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?" -Janine
"Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say." -Winston
in Ghostbusters

12/2/02- "Beware lad, beware!" -Billy Bones
"What, the one-legged man?" -Jim Hawkins
"Aye, but also, beware running with scissors or any other pointy object! It's all good fun, until someone loses an eye!" -Billy Bones
from Muppet Treasure Island

11/26/02- "Why does it have to be spiders, why couldn't it be 'Follow the butterflies!?'" -Ron about following the spiders into the Forbidden Forest in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

11/18/02- "Look at that. Who'd gonna live in a place like that?" -Donkey
"That would be my home." -Shrek
"Oh, it is lovely! Just beautiful! You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.." -Donkey
from Shrek

11/11/02-"It's Thomas!" -Junior
"Mmm." -Thomas
"Thomas. Now, don't look so surprised. I know you haven't seen me since--" -Junior
"You stuffed party poppers down my funnel!" -Thomas
"Hey, we had a laugh!" -Junior
"You did!" -Thomas
in Thomas and the Magic Railroad

11/4/02- "Random chance seems to have operated in our favor." -Spock
"In plain non-Vulcan english, we've been lucky!" -Dr. McCoy
"I believe I have said that, Doctor." -Spock
in Star Trek

10/28/02- "There are no happy endings. Because nothing ends." -Shmendrik in The Last Unicorn

10/21/02- "I will simply deny you the crown and... live forever!" -King Francis to his son in Ever After

10/14/02- "Where are we going?" -Takato
"You really think I have any idea?" -Henry
"Momentie!" -Terriermon
"Oh, momentie yourself!" -Henry
while falling in Digimon Tamers

10/7/02- "Where are we going?" -Arpid
"The Valley of the Dead." -Mathayus
"No one goes to the Valley of the Dead. That's why they call in the Valley of the Dead!" -Arpid
[Mathayus and the Sorceress leave.]
"Wait for me, please." -Arpid
in The Scorpion King

9/30/02- "I WANT CAKE!!!!" -Kero in CardCaptors

9/23/02- "You lied to me!" -Evelyn
"I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?" -Jonathan
"I'm your sister!" -Evelyn
"That just makes you more gullible." -Jonathan
from The Mummy

9/16/02- "I know you have to leave." -Kari
"I really do. Okay?" -Tai
"Okay." -Kari
"Agumon can't digivolve without me. This is my fight too." -Tai
from 'Home Away From Home' in Digimon

9/9/02- "There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live." -Alfred in Batman & Robin

9/2/02- "What poor casting. No princess stomps around like that." -Kero about Syaoran as the princess in the school play in Card Captor Sakura Manga Vol. #5

8/26/02- "I am very little. You cheat very big." -Short Round to Indy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

8/19/02- "If your cell phone goes of during my movie, I will make you EAT it!" -Marc Edward Heuck, the Movie Geek, in Beat the Geeks (From Mantis4400@aol.com)

8/12/02- "Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession." -Elena
"Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please!" -Alejandro Murrieta
in a confessional booth where Alejandro is posing as a priest to escape the guards in The Mask of Zorro

8/5/02- "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns." -Fabrizio in The Godfather

7/29/02- "It's Showtime!" -Trey in Showtime

7/22/02- "Mother, no! Please, it's too late in the afternoon to study! It's bad for the brain!" -Serena after her mom sent her back to the library to study more in 'A Moon Star is Born' of Sailor Moon

7/15/02- "Expect the unexpected." -Kero's motto in CardCaptors

7/8/02- "A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. Now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent but they're playing patriot games with me." -Hand Duet in Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle

7/1/02- "Who is she? She's very lovely." -Queen Constantina
"A vision. Why, if I were a young man..." -King Maximillian
"Yes, dear?" -Queen Constantina
[pause]
"Well, I'd be younger, wouldn't I?" -King Maximillian
"Yes, dear." -Queen Constantina
after noticing the Princess (Cinderella) in Rodger's and Hammerstein's Cinderella in 1997

6/24/02- "Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing." -Yoda in Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones

6/17/02- "Never mock the cookie." -Uncle to Jackie about the fortune's in Chinese Fortune Cookies in Jackie Chan Adventures

6/10/02- "Wise man say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'" -Michaelangelo to the pizza man in TMNT: The Movie

6/3/02- "Be noble, be honest, be pure." -Amy's motto in Sailor Moon

5/27/02- *bound in chains* "We decided to come and rescue you." -Anakin Skywalker
*looks at his own chains* "Good job." -Obi-Wan Kenobi
in Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Cones

5/20/02- "No, no. Rare implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me!" -Wolf in The 10th Kingdom

5/13/02- "What good is a reward if you're not around to use it?" -Han Solo in Star Wars: A New Hope

5/6/02- I'll be all right, Cassie. Please don't forget me. I'll see you soon." -Phantom Ranger in a message to the Rangers then Cassie in 'The Delta Discovery' of Power Rangers in Space

4/29/02- "Ex-squeeze-me." -Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

4/22/02- "You know, too many chores can be bad for you!" -Serena
"Oh, then that must mean you're in perfect health!" -Raye
in Sailor Moon R: The Movie

4/15/02- "I smell a Clow Card... Wait a sec... I smell pudding!" -Kero in CardCaptors

4/8/02- "How about a phone number?? E-mail?? Fax???" -Brock to a girl in Pokemon

4/1/02- "I didn't know the Forest Spirit made the flowers grow." -Kouroku in Princess Mononoke

3/25/02- "WAAAZZZZZUUUUUUPPP!!!!" -Phone call greeting in Scary Movie

3/18/02- "Can I stay with you... please?" -Donkey in Shrek

3/11/02- "No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." -Yoda from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back