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Swipey McArearugson"


Hi gang, this is my Web Page, welcome to it. Today I give you a picture of the south wing of my home, the living room. Let's go directly to what we will discuss in todays essay: the area rug. Although Starbucks is large, the do not yet have a kiosk in my living room yet, as it appears. No, that starbucks mat you see is one that I stole from a dad gum Starbucks in Plano. It looks really nice in there, and the chicks seem to dig it, espically the ones that are into all that jacked-up alternative music slash mischevious nature thing that seems to be all the rage these days. Anyway, when I ran off with it, those old lady that has a land rover because she married a rich guy that mistreats her yelled "hey you don't do that!!!". I don't know why she was all excitied, it's not really like it was her Starbucks or anything, maybe she just had a lot of stuff on her shoes and needed to wipe them off before she went into her most favoritest coffee shop in all the land. Oh yeah, I got a Dr. J poster for my apartment last week but I paid for it, it came in a magazine that I bought, it's real cool, he's wearin' those gastly short shorts they use to wear back in the olden polynice days.