FootPrints - daas dee version

One night, after an intense simran session with a couple of sakhis, daas had a dream.
 
Daas dreamt daas was on the beach with waheguru (and several models from BayWatch). Across the sky flashed scenes from daas dee life. For each scene, daas noticed *one* set of footprints in the sand.

 

When the last scene of daas dee life flashed before daas, daas looked back at the foot prints in the sand. daas noticed that many times along the path of daas dee life there were *two* set of footprints. daas also noticed that this happened at the very lowest and saddest times in daas dee life. This really bothered daas and daas questioned waheguru about it: "Hey dude,  how come there are two footprints for the saddest times in daas dee life?"

Waheguru replied, "daas, you should know better than to question me, especially when there are so many fine creations on mine on the beach.  Anyways, since somehow you got mixed up with those sakhis on Naam Net and overdosed on AVSN (and I have promised all AVSN overdosers that I will be available), here's the answer:

"During the time you see two footprints, you, daas, decided to come down from my lap and walk on your own.  Indeed, that's the reason they were the saddest times of your life."

Daas:  "Dude, you are just sooooo cool.  daas is overwhelmed that you are daas da pita and daas da mata.  Thank you for creating daas and letting daas celebrate with you.  Oh, how I love you (getting quite emotional now), Oh, daas loves you more than...."

Waheguru:  "Quit it, kid, otherwise, I gonna put you down on the sand again!"

 
FootPrints - sehaj dee version

 
One night, after an intense simran session with a couple of sakhis, daas had a dream.

Daas dreamt daas was on the beach with waheguru (and several models from BayWatch). Across the sky flashed scenes from daas dee life. For each scene, daas noticed *one* set of footprint in the sand.

 

When the last scene of daas dee life flashed before daas, daas looked back at the foot prints in the sand. daas noticed that many times along the path of daas dee life there were *two set of footprints. daas also noticed that this happened at the very lowest and saddest times in daas dee life.
 
This really bothered daas and daas questioned waheguru.

Daas: "Hey dude, how come there are two footprints for the saddest times in daas dee life?"
 
Waheguru: "Look at me."

Waheguru smiled at daas.  Suddenly daas looked back at daas dee life scenes but saw only waheguru.  No daas, just waheguru.  All foot prints were waheguru.  Indeed all grains of sand were waheguru and waheguru only.  All water was waheguru.  All waves were waheguru too.

In fact, waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru.

Waheguru: "waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru?"

 
Waheguru: "Waheguru waheguru waheguru!!!!!!!"

Waheguru: "waheguru waheguru @@@!!!### waheguru waheguru waheguru."

Waheguru: "waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru; waheguru waheguru, waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru - waheguru waheguru waheguru."
 
Waheguru: "waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru."