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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school canteen
?
The food ! |
The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If
your a bug ! |
"What's the matter with your dinner ?"
"Can
you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !" |
Is that school food spicy ?
No, smoke
always comes out of my ears ! |
What did the computer do at lunchtime ?
Had a byte ! |
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
Mother
Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear! |
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money ! |
What's a mushroom ?
The place they store
the school food ! |
Teacher: When do astronauts eat ?
Pupil:
At launch time ! |
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What kind of food do maths teachers eat ?
Square
meals !
Where is the best place to have the sickroom at school ?
Next to the canteen ! |
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?
Mercy ! |
Pupil: There are feathers in my custard.
Cook:
I know, it's Birds Custard ! |
Why was school soup rich ?
Because it
had 24 carrots in it ! |
How many bones have you got in your body ?
Two thousand. I had fish for dinner at school ! |
Why does the school cook dip the sponge fingers in paraffin
?
In an attempt to make them light ! |
Pupil: This chicken has spots in it.
Cook:
That's OK it's only chickenpox ! |
What's yellow, thick and often found on school boys ties ?
School custard ! |
Did you hear about the cruel school cook ?
She
beats the eggs and whips the cream ! |
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What's the differnece between school tapioca and frogspawn?
Not a lot!
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough ! |
Pupil: There is a dead fly in my dinner
Cook:
Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it ! |
How did the dinner lady get an electric shock ?
She
stepped on a bun and a current went up her leg ! |
Teacher: Why are you the only one in class today ?
Pupil: Because I missed school dinner yesterday ! |
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad ?
Finding half a caterpillar ! |
Pupil: This egg is bad
Cook:
Don't blame me I only laid the table ! |
Dinner Lady: Eat up your greens, they are good for your skin.
Pupil: But I don't want green skin ! |
Pupil: I thought we got a choice for dinner but there is only sausages
and fries.
Dinner Lady: That's the choice, take it or leave it ! |
Dinner Lady: It's very rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven't
you got a tongue in your head ?
Pupil: Yes, but my arms are longer ! |
Pupil: I don't like cheese with holes
Dinner
Lady: Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate ! | | |
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