_____humor__:o)_____________________________________________________ Would you like to submit a joke? Almost anything at all is acceptable, 'cause it's only a joke. This is not intended to offend anyone; nothing is to be taken seriously on this page. Some of these jokes may be really, really bad, or really cheesy, for they may intend to be that way ^_^. You can send your jokes, puns, parodies, riddles or anything humorous relating to Sailormoon to me, Rosie at osierae@yahoo.com ____________________________________________________________________ Sailormoon walks into a bar.  *ouch*         -I know it's pathetic, I just had to say it. Okay, here's the real joke:   A disgruntled Sailormoon walks into a bar. The bartender looks at her.     "Aren't you Sailormoon?"     "Yeah...what's it to you?"     "Oh nothing, I was just wondering if you could help me out with something."     "What? Defeat the Negaverse? The Dark Moon Kingdom?! Maybe Neherenia?!! Or is there some stupid youma stalking you? Ya know what?! I'm sick and tired nof saving the world. Look, I came in here to have a drink, buddy, not to help someone in distress!" she ended up yelling, quite pissed off.     "Naw that's not it. I was just wondering if I could use your lit'l moon stick here to swat a fly."                                      Question: What does P.M.S. stand for?                                    Answer: Pretty Mad Sailormoon   Question: What do you call a naked seaman's behind? Answer: A Sailormoon!          -Oh you knew that one was coming   ;o)   "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Sailor-" "Sail her where?" "There's a Sailor here!" "...Sailor who?"   Two young children are playing in a yard in Neo-Tokyo.  Suddenly a vicious dog springs at one of the children and proceeds to maul her.  The other child, thinking quickly, grabs a near-by two by four, sticks it between the dog's collar, and with a swift twist, breaks the dog's neck.  A reporter who was walking by asks the kid her name and writes down on a piece of paper, "Young Sailormoon fan saves child in vicious dog attack," and the kid says, "But I'm not a fan of Sailormoon." The reporter says sorry, crosses out the statement and writes, "Brave Sailormars fan hero in vicious dog attack" but the kid says  "Excuse me, but I'm not a fan of Sailormars either." The reporter says, "Well, who are you a fan of?" The child then says proudly: "The Death Phantom!" the reporter then writes:  "Scum Bastard kills family pet."                                                                        -contributed by Dana   "Did you hear about the latest stamps?" "No, what about them?" "Apparently there were pictures of the Amazon Trio on them and people didn't know which side to spit on."                      -also contributed by Dana                                                                "DiC."                                                        -contributed by Tomu   Sailormars, Sailormercury, and Sailormoon were standing at the Pearly Gates of Heaven where Saint Peter met them and asked, "What would each of you like to hear your relatives or friends say at your funeral?" Sailormars answered, "I am a strong persistant person, and I would like someone to say how my courage helped others in their lives. Sailormercury replied, "I am an excellent student, and I would like to hear how my intelligence made a difference in somebody's life." Sailormoon replied, "Wow guys, those are really great things but I guess if I had my choice I would rather hear someone say, "LOOK!!! SHE'S MOVING!!!" _____submit some humor____________________continue_jewel_main______