SCENE ONE
Opening Theme Music
DOCTOR
John, Adam, get back here.
JOHN
What?
Sounds of stones
falling
DOCTOR
The props are giving way, they’ll be trapped between
two falls.
ADAM
(Shouts)
John, Robert, hurry back!
Sounds of a section
of roof falling in
DOCTOR
It’s too late, they’re trapped.
ADAM
We have to dig them out, before they run out of air.
DOCTOR
I’ll shift these rocks, you go back to the far end
and you bang on those rocks as hard as you can. Make them hear you, do this Adam,
it’s what you need to do. Take your frustrations out on those rocks.
ADAM
Fine.
Footsteps as Adam
runs off.
SCENE TWO
ADAM
Ok rocks, it’s you and me and just between the two
of us it’s your turn to lose.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Yeah? You
like that, well do you?
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Who’s the Daddy?
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Tell me.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
I’m your Daddy.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Tell me who your Daddy is.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
You gonna talk yet?
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Tell me who your Daddy is.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Not gonna talk huh?
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Don’t matter to me.
I’m here, you’re there and I’m not going anywhere and neither are you.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
So tell me who the Daddy is.
SCENE THREE
JOHN
Fresh air, I can smell it.
ROBERT
I smell it too lad.
It’s as sweet as your lady friend’s perfume I reckon.
JOHN
Sweeter, don’t tell her I said that though.
ROBERT
I may be uneducated but I’m not an idiot.
Sounds of stones
falling
DOCTOR
Is this a private rescue attempt or will either of you
two think about joining in?
JOHN
Doctor!
ROBERT
A welcome sight indeed.
DOCTOR
Well once I make a big enough hole in here I can help you
in uncovering the TARDIS.
JOHN
What about the air?
Scrambling sounds, falling rocks and manful hugging
DOCTOR
(letting out a satisfied grunt)
The stale air will build up in this pocket, but just stick
your head through that hole if you get dizzy.
ROBERT
What about Adam?
DOCTOR
I sent him back down to the other end, its too cramped
in here for four people and as much as I value our friendship I think he still has a lot of issues to resolve on his own.
SCENE FOUR
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Making some noise now.
Yeah.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Sing it to me.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
We’re in here.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Come and rescue us.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
We’re waiting for you.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
One for the Doctor
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Two for me
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Three for Robert
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Four for John
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
We’re in here waiting.
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
Come and get us.
SCENE FIVE
Rocks being shifted
DOCTOR
Don’t fight it John, get some fresh air, you too
Robert
JOHN
Just a bit tired really
DOCTOR
That’s the first sign.
ROBERT
Come on lad, get some fresh air.
Sounds of scrambling up semi-loose rocks.
JOHN
That’s better, the fog’s clearing in my head.
ROBERT
We’ll have some story to tell the others.
JOHN
Rescued in some sort of magic cabinet. Queen Vic herself won’t believe a word of it.
ROBERT
I doubt it’d travel that far.
JOHN
Miracle rescue in mining disaster? It’ll make all the headlines.
ROBERT
Do you think they’d really believe that?
JOHN
Why not? We’d
be celebrities.
ROBERT
Lets just get out of here first
Sounds of scrambling
back the rocks
DOCTOR
Come on you two, I can feel a corner of the old girl
JOHN
How can you be sure Doctor?
DOCTOR
I know that feeling anywhere in the cosmos. Give me your hand.
ROBERT
That tingles, it’s like nothing I’ve ever felt
before.
JOHN
I feel it too, it’s incredible.
DOCTOR
We only have to uncover the keyhole, there should be enough
space in the console room for a few rocks.
JOHN
Maybe we should sing a work song?
DOCTOR
As long as it’s not Hi Ho.
SCENE SIX
Sounds of a metal
torch banging against the rocks.
ADAM
(yawns)
Hard work beating rocks.
Sounds of tap-tapping
return
ADAM
About time too. We’re
in here and now I think I’m having a seizure…
SCENE SEVEN
DOCTOR
There we are, if I can just get the key (beat) the key! Adam has the key.
JOHN
I’ll go and get him, I could do with clearing my
head again anyway
DOCTOR
Be careful
ROBERT
Take your time lad.
Scuffling sounds of climbing and falling shale.
DOCTOR
Well this almost it.
Just a few more minutes and we’ll be out of here.
ROBERT
I can’t say I won’t miss this place.
DOCTOR
I understand.
ROBERT
Maybe I’ll try my hand at something else?
DOCTOR
It’s never too late to start over Robert. You’re good with explosives, have you ever thought about demolition work?
ROBERT
If I was that good at demolition I’d have had those
beams strengthened. Never saw any cracks through.
I always make a thorough examination when I’m blasting, never wanted to lose a crew like this.
DOCTOR
I understand.
SCENE EIGHT
Quiet drip, drip
of water.
ADAM
(having fun)
Tappy tap tappy tap tap.
Footsteps as John
approaches.
JOHN
Adam, we’ve uncovered that contraption of the Doctor’s. He says you have the key.
ADAM
I didn’t pick it up.
Jingling sound of
a key on a metal chain.
JOHN
Is that it?
ADAM
Yeah, but I never put it in my pocket. It must have been the Doctor, but when?
JOHN
You were not in a very good state before. It seemed as if you were quite made with grief.
ADAM
Perhaps I was, but I’ve got a really good therapist
and he doesn’t charge by the hour like the last three did.
JOHN
We should get back, the Doctor seemed quite impatient to
leave.
Footsteps as John
and Adam start walking
ADAM
Yet, he gets uptight, but usually he’s a great sort
of guy to be around.
JOHN
You are strange sometimes Adam, all I look forward to is
marrying the girl that I love and settling down with her and raising a family.
ADAM
Well finding someone is half the battle I guess, don’t
let her go though, but don’t force her to stay either.
JOHN
I will be Master of my own household.
ADAM
For all we have in common, our cultures are so far apart. Listen, you’re a straight up sort of guy John, just be yourself and she’ll
want to stay with you. That’s the best kind of relationship you can have. Trust me, I’ve screwed up plenty of times in the past.
SCENE NINE
DOCTOR
So the Delvian said to the Luxan that’s my spore
bud not a milk gland.
(starts laughing)
Do you get it?
ROBERT
I don’t get it.
DOCTOR
I’ll tell it to you again.
Sound of approaching
footsteps
ROBERT
Thankfully that’s John and Adam
Scrambling sounds
as John and Adam climb over the rubble pile
ADAM
Here’s your torch Doctor.
DOCTOR
(mock seriousness)
The warranty expired last week.
ADAM
(worried)
I’ll get you a new one
DOCTOR
(lightens up)
No need, I have a spare one somewhere.
ADAM
Here’s the TARDIS key. I could have sworn you never lent it to me. I must be going
crazy at my young age.
Quiet drip, drip
of water.
ROBERT
I hate to interrupt, but shouldn’t we be getting
out of here?
DOCTOR
Ah yes.
The key is put in
the TARDIS lock and the outer doors unlocked.
Sound of rocks collapsing
into the TARDIS
ADAM
It’ll be me who clears that lot up, mark my words.
DOCTOR
I’m sure Robert and John will be only to happy (beat)
to supervise you.
They scramble into
the TARDIS over the remaining rocks
SCENE TEN
That old TARDIS hum
DOCTOR
Just set these controls, input the course. Do get a hurry on Adam.
ADAM
Do you want to clean Kitty’s litter tray for the
whole month?
DOCTOR
In your own time.
A rock rolls across
the floor
ADAM
There, try the doors now.
The inner doors close
JOHN
What happens now?
ADAM
Now we cross our fingers and hope we don’t end up
at the bottom of the ocean.
DOCTOR
Here we go.
SCENE ELEVEN
Drip, dripping in
the mine shaft
The TARDIS dematerialises
RESCUER 1
(gasps in shock)
Did you see that?
RESCUER 2
(fearful)
No, and neither did you.
(beat) Let’s get out of here
Closing Theme Music