Its not so Bad
Got up this Morning
Had nothing to eat
Headed straight to the Doubles Man
First one I could meet
I said gimme 4 slight
Cause I didnt trust the pepper
Didnt know that what Id get
Was 2 days of Diarrhea
Diarrhea ..All day on the Toilet Bowl
Diarrhea .. so bad I was sweating cold
Diarrhea ... so bad I couldnt leave my home
Diarrhea .. sitting
on the bowl all alone
Now Ive been at it for hours
Not a moment Id like to savor
But it got pretty worse
Cause I ran out of toilet paper
Then I got a call from a girl I like
Said shes in front my gate
Didnt know Diarrhea
Would decide my fate
Diarrhea ..
God I had it so bad
Diarrhea .. the
worst that Ive ever had
Diarrhea making
my stomach gripe
Diarrhea ..
with nothing to wipe
So I tore out my pocket
And did the best I could
Went outside and met the girl
Said she was in the neighborhood
Then she came up at me quietly
I got the feeling of doom
Cause I knew I was busted
Cause she wanted to use the bathroom
Diarrhea making me insane
Diarrhea couldnt take the pain
Diarrhea Now I felt to die
Diarrhea so bad it made me cry
Then she entered the bathroom
I remembered my coat
I think I remember the pocket
Still in the toilet afloat
Then I heard a fearsome Growl
Like a demon from Hell
Seems that girl inside
Had some Doubles as well
Diarrhea Im no longer alone
Diarrhea No more reason to moan
Diarrhea Now I was having a ball
Diarrhea Its not so bad after all.
Shyam Singh
13-05-03