The picture they tried to ban!
"French schools are banning the Carlton web-site" reports our
international news-gathering team headed by Claire Marseille.
In a shock announcement, it has been revealed that Richard
Broughton's portrayal of Evette in Fur Coat and No Knickers
is too racy for even the Gallic temperament, and access to the
Carlton web-site has been disabled in schools across the nation.
Is this another move by the French government to ban all
imports of British Beef into their country? We should be told!
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