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DRAGONBALL
(If u don't like reading all this there's a summary at the bottom the last page, its easy to read only a few minutes, its at the bottom of the last page)
Our story begins with the young boy Goku who is shown going fishing. A huge fish bites on Goku’s tail; (Goku has a tail for some strange reason explained later). Goku reacts and turns and kicks the fish in the head area. With the fish over his shoulder, he heads off into the forest. Goku then runs into a girl, about his age, if not a little older. The girl is on her summer vacation from school, and is looking for the Dragon Balls. The girl shoots Goku in self-defense. Goku is not harmed. She is very surprised. She then looks over to Goku and notices he has an orange ball, a Dragon Ball! With the thought of maybe stealing it from him, she asks him to join her. Goku, not knowing any harm, agrees. The girl then tells Goku her name is Buruma. She is searching for the Dragon Balls so she can get a boyfriend. To get it over with, she just asks Goku if she can have his Dragon Ball, Goku disagrees because he believes his Grandpa’s soul is in it. So then, Buruma must find a crafty way to get it. The next day, the two go off to a house where an old, dirty man lives. This man’s name is Kame-sennin. Kame-sennin posses a Dragon Ball. Buruma, convinced to get it, says she will do anything. Roshi, being the dirty pervert he is, tells Buruma to show him her panties. Buruma, not knowing of any harm, agrees. Little does she know, earlier that morning, Goku removed her panties in search for his Grandpa’s “balls”. (Goku sure is naïve!) So Buruma does it, she lifts up her dress. Roshi flips out not seeing any panties, but he is not disappointed that he can’t see panties, if you know what I mean! Roshi, who has a problem, his problem being his nose bleeds whenever he “gets in the mood”. His nose was flowing out blood like never before! Roshi, embarrassed, but delighted, gives over the Dragon Ball. He also gives something to Goku, a flying cloud called Nimbus. Now the gang has in possession the 4 star Dragon Ball, (Goku’s) and the 3 star Dragon Ball, (you know). 3 days later, a horrible shape-changing pig was wreaking havoc on an old woman. Goku breaks this up and sends the pig off. The woman then gives Goku the 6 star Dragon Ball. The pig then tells Goku he meant no harm, and that he is just a little pervert. Goku, confused, lets the pig join them in their search for the Dragon Balls. Buruma, who is disgusted with how much this little pig wants her, throws him off their motorcycle. He then runs back, and he is still with the gang. At this time the pig lets them know he will be good now, and that his name is Oolong. After this now, Buruma just lets him join. Now, this 3-person alliance searches on for the Dragon Balls. The next day, while going through the desert, the group sees this lonely man sitting in the middle of nowhere. They go over by him with sympathy, and find he is nothing more than a desert bandit, trying to steal stuff from people. Goku, not liking this, starts fighting with this man, known as Yamucha. This fight is not a long fight, but it is fun to see. Both fighters seem equal in their fighting techniques, and equality, gets them nowhere. The fight ends in a draw. But then, after both competitors tired, they decide to continue on. This fight ends up lasting three days. And on the third and final day of the fight, Goku defeats Yamucha. Yamucha, disgusted with his loss, sends Goku off. With that done with, the gang heads off to Kame-sennin’s house again. While there, there is a very strong heat coming from a mountain off in the distance. Kame-sennin goes and checks it out. It turns out there is a fire started on Frypan Mountain. Kame-sennin, being very confused here, decides to use his maneuver called the Kame-Hame-Ha. This maneuver is named after him because in the Japanese Dragon Ball, his name is Kame-Sennin, so he names his move the Kame-Hame-Ha. Unfortunately though, this blast is too strong and it destroys the entire mountain! The gang quickly heads up there hoping to find something among the debris. They find a huge man, named the Ox-King. He decides to have a little fight with Goku. The fight lasts seconds. No one wins. Ox-King is pleased with Goku’s skill so he hands over the 7 star Dragon Ball. Now with this ball in possession, the gang only needs one more! Then hours later, as the gang continued on their journey, a big carrot approaches them. This carrot has a little gang, including a big rabbit. The rabbit battles Goku, Goku easily defeats them, and then he sends them to the moon. And that is not all that happens in this one day, 2 people come up to Goku and the gang, and they steal the Dragon Balls from them right under their nose! They head back to an enormous castle. With Goku not willing to give up without a fight, he chases them down to the castle. There in the castle, there is a little blue thing; his name is Emperor Pilaf. Goku, trying to fight his way into the castle, is struggling. Emperor Pilaf has great defense for his castle, being the rich emperor he is. Later that night, Pilaf gathers all of the Dragon Balls, and summons Shenlon, the eternal dragon. Emperor Pilaf wants one thing, and one thing alone, to rule the Earth. As Shenlon appears, Pilaf gets very terrified, and is scared to wish. Goku amazed, looks up at the huge dragon in the sky, but what is this, a full moon is in the sky right next to the dragon! Goku, being amazed at this bright light, starts to have convulsions. His clothes start to rip, his body is shivering. He grows hair all over his body, his muscles grow enormous, so does he! Goku, who after looking at the full moon, now looks like an ape! The gang is amazed to see Goku as an ape! Goku, not with control over himself, starts to demolish the castle. The castle slowly crumbles as Goku’s power is overwhelming! Pilaf hurries and runs out of the castle, leaving his "flunkies" behind. In merely minutes, the entire castle is turned to rubble. After Goku turns "normal", everyone is terrified of him. Goku is left with no one to go to now. So he decides to go to Kame-sennin. Kame-sennin understands what happens, and he wants to teach Goku how to fight. Goku, never knowing what is happening, agrees. Already at Kame-sennin’s house, is a strange human with no nose, named Krillin. Before they start the training, they help Roshi move his house onto an island, to suit training purposes better. The warriors’ first task, is to find a woman for Kame-sennin! The two are not really sure what to do, so they just agree. So the search is on, the two are out looking for a woman for Kame-sennin’s playtime. Well, after a while, they find one. They bring her back to Kame-sennin’s island, and Roshi finds her suitable for a maid. Mission accomplished. The next morning, very early, Kame-sennin awakes them for the training. So it has started, Goku and Krillin will begin their intense training for the next year almost. So now everyone has gone to do something. Buruma has started school again, Yamucha has gone back to the desert, and Oolong, well, who knows what he is doing. 8 months later, Goku and Krillin are much stronger. With this increase in power Kame-sennin has noticed, he turns the training up a little. For the next month, Goku and Krillin must train with shells on their back. Goku and Krillin survive the tough training, and Kame-sennin sees it fit for the three to attend the 21st annual Tenkaichi Budoukai. So the three leave the Kame House to enter the tournament. So the tournament begins. 137 participants will duke it out to see who the strongest being alive is. After narrowing it down to a very elite eight, the real matches are about to start. These lucky eight are: Krillin, Bacterian, Yamucha, Jackie Chun, Lanfan, Namu, Giran, and Goku. The first match is between Krillin and Bacterian. Bacterian is a big fat man, who smells very bad. The battle starts out with Bacterian putting his hands in his pants and then sticking his hand in Krillin’s face. Krillin passes out. That isn’t all though. Krillin then grabs Bacterian’s rear. Bacterian then farts in Krillin’s face. Goku then reminds Krillin that he has no nose, so this shouldn’t effect him. With this knowledge coming back to Krillin, he jumps in the air, and delivers a kick straight to the face of the smelly brute for the win. The second match is between Yamucha and Jackie Chun. Yamucha, who has been convinced by Buruma to get out of the desert, is living a better life now. Jackie Chun, is really Kame-sennin in disguise. The battle starts out with Yamucha charging at Kame-sennin, but Roshi dodges everything. He tells Yamucha he can defeat him without laying a hand on him. Yamucha doesn’t believe him. Jackie then shoots a wind attack at Yamucha, pushing him out of the ring. Your winner, Jackie Chun. The third match is between Lanfan and Namu. Who are these people you say? Lanfan is the only woman to make it to the quarterfinals, did I mention she is a slut? Namu is a man who needs the prize money of 500,000 zeni to pay for his village. Namu starts it off by hitting Lanfan on the arm, Lanfan goes down and cries. Namu feeling sorry lets his guard down for Lanfan to give a punishing punch to the chest of Namu. Namu is angry now, and won’t allow that to happen any more. With no hope left, the slut strips down to her panties, and shows Namu what she has, if you know what I mean. On the sideline, Jackie is getting pretty excited. Namu then remembers his mission, and delivers a blow right on Lanfan to finish her off. After the fight, Jackie gets a closer peak. The fourth match is between Giran and Goku. Giran is a tough opponent. Giran starts out the battle by clubbing Goku with his tail. Goku then grabs Giran’s tail and throws him out of the ring, but Giran can fly, so he has not lost yet. Giran then spits his gum out at Goku and it wraps around him. Without being able to move, Giran throws him out, but Goku’s flying Nimbus saves him. Goku then, breaks free of this gum and breaks a hole in the wall. Giran, being scared gives up the match to Goku. After 133 matches so far in the Tenkaichi Budoukai, it is down to 4 participants, Krillin, Jackie Chun, Namu, and Goku. The semi-finals begin now. The first semi-final match is between Krillin and Jackie Chun. The fight starts with Krillin trying to hit Jackie, but cannot. Jackie then punches Krillin down for a 9 count, (a 10 count means it is over). Krillin then reaches in his pants for some panties and throws them at Jackie. Jackie, thinking they are females’ panties, reaches for them, but is kicked by Krillin. This kick knocks Jackie out of the arena but he Kame-Hame-Ha’s himself back in. Then Jackie uses a blur attack to appear behind Krillin. He then hits Krillin in the neck, which that knocks Krillin out. Jackie Chun is the winner. The second semi-final match is between Namu and Goku. Goku uses Jackie’s blur attack, and goes behind Namu. Namu sees it coming and dodges that attack. Both fighters then punch and dodge eachother for a little while. Goku knocks Namu down, but he gets right back up to charge at Goku. Goku does some dumb spin attack that makes him pass out. Namu then uses his best attack and knocks Goku out right as he was regaining conciseness. The count goes to 9 ¾’s but not to 10. Namu, being very angry, charges at Goku, but Goku dodges the attack and kicks Namu out of the ring for the win. The finals match between Goku and Jackie Chun, is next. The match begins with Jackie charging at Goku and kicking him way out of the ring. Goku uses his tail as a helicopter and flies back in though. Then, both fighters want to see whose Kame-Hame-Ha is better, so at the same time they both use it. The attacks are equal and the Kame-Hame-Ha is neutralized. Then Jackie uses his blur attack and kicks Goku into a wall. Goku then uses the blur attack and knocks Jackie down to the ground. Jackie then says “how dare you hit your teacher in the head?” Goku then, having learned that Jackie Chun is Kame-sennin, starts to laugh. Jackie then punches Goku numerous times to the head. Then Goku comes back punching Jackie numerous times to the head. The sky starts to get dark as night is coming in the Tenkaichi Budoukai arena. Goku then gives Jackie a big punch to the nose for a count of seven. Jackie then uses his “ultimate attack” on Goku. Oh no gokus gonna be in big trobule what is he gonna do