THE CONES CHAPTER 4.

SICK AS A CONE

This picture was sent in by our undercover reporter in Japan. It shows the dreadful conditions cones are forced to work under, as judging by the cones colour, it is clearly very sick!
The picture was taken during the magnificent light displays that decorated the streets of Maranouchi, and despite the cones obvious ill health, it was just ignored by passers by.

The picture, together with other damning evidence of the ill treatment of Japans cones, has been forwarded to the United Nations Cones Bureau.

Our thoughts and prayers are with our Japanese friends in their hour of need. 

COLIN MOCHRIE IN CONE ABUSE SCANDAL

The Canadian comic come actor, Colin Mochrie, was last night at the center of Cone abuse allegations. He was photographed by our Canadian correspondent, using a defenseless cone as a resting place for his elbow! The horrific photo, which may disturb some readers, clearly shows the abuse as it occurred. 

Despite this clear evidence, lawyers for Mochrie argued that Canadian law does not have Cone Abuse on its statute books so there was no case to answer.

Clearly, Cone abuse seems to be a world wide issue and this web site will lobby the worlds governments, until we achieve equal rights for Cones!     

MORE CONE ADVENTURES COMING SOON!