Chapter 14: One Too Many Sidekicks

Location: Somewhere in space

A streaking space craft flashes across the star scattered space, another space craft streaks behind like a flaming butt after the last drop of water.

Kilvear: Come on, those damn space pigs are gaining on us!

K'van: I told you to leave that funny looking caffine bean..

Kilvear: Well it looked so pretty. Anyway when I sell it off don't bother asking for the extra credits that I'll be getting!

K'van: Don't think too far ahead..

A visual-com flickers across the criminal's screen.

Rei: Alright you caffine cappers, this is the Space Police and I command you to stop! Co-operate and your sentence will be cut short.

Anne: *pushing Rei to the side* After we kick your butts!

Rei: Hey this is my bust!

Anne: I'm your partner!

Kilvear: I don't believe we're running from these two..

K'van: Maybe it's time for my secret weapon.

Rei: *with wide eyes* Secret Weapon??

Anne: Go ahead make our day!

Kilvear: What secret weapon?

K'van: This one! *hitting a blue button*

The screen flickers and stun silence encapsules the space cops craft.

Rei: Oh great.. *sighing*

Anne: Well, lucky I came prepared. *hitting a yellow button*

Rei: What does that doooooooooooo........

The Space Police craft streaks after the Caffine Criminals, with Anne in control.

Kilvear: Wow, what was that??

K'van: Instead of filling up with normal gas, I filled it up with Woof-gas. *snikcering to himself*

Kilvear: You're a genius! *slapping K'van on the back*

K'van: Yes, I am.

Kilvear: *rolling his eyes* atleast we lost those darn cops.

Suddenly their space craft begins to make a hissing sound.

Kilvear: Err.. K'van buddy, what's that sound?

K'van: Err.. Kilvear my friend, I think we may have a problem..

Kilvear: Is this problem a major one or a tiny one?

K'van: Depends on how you see the problem, if you think exploding into a thousand pieces is a tiny problem then we don't have to panic.. but on the other hand..

Kilvear: What!! Do something, I don't want to die!!

K'van: Alright, there's a small planet from here that we can land and maybe we can find another craft.

Kilvear: Well, stop talking and take us there!!

K'van slowly navigates towards the blue planet, then guides their craft down on to the blue planets surface.

Kilvear: Over there, land over there!!

K'van: Why?

Kilvear: It's more beautiful.

K'van: *what an idiot*

Kilvear: Near the lake.. alright!!

A crunching metal sound is heard from below the craft.

K'van: What the??!

Kilvear: Why is the craft leaning to the left?

K'van: I think we landed on another craft.

Kilvear: Well there goes the rest of your flying points.

K'van: Shhh...

Computer voice: You have no more points left, your right to fly is now void.

K'van: Damn!!

Kilvear: Oh well, it doesn't seem we'll be getting out of here anytime soon.

So the two criminals start packing their caffine into packs and exit into a new unknown world, ready to cause havoc and sell off their caffine for some unbelievable sum of credits.

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