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Now for something completely different. Believe it or not, Yllas wrote this little tid-bit.
Told you I was corrupting her. ;-D
Zarbon whipped his deep green fun from its theft proof container and removed the fun lock. Noticing how clean his
fun was from the last time he had used it, he stroked the barrel with anticipation. Then he loaded the precious ammunition
and carefully closed the chamber. Then he held it level with his waist. "Isn't it a beaute?" He asked his
wide-eyed accomplice.
"Oh, Zarbon. That's the biggest fun I've ever seen. And it's so hard and polished."
"You
know," Zarbon replied. "When it comes to Funs, size doesn't matter. It's penetration that counts." He fingered
his fun lovingly. "And this baby has maximum penetration."
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Weird quote from Sally when Tonya was trying to give her the finger like Harrison Ford. "You can't smile while
fingering."
Why doesn't the hot guy in the kilt show up when I'm eating Mint Skittles?-A pondering by Tonya.
Poopsie gave me these, but she got them from Dee:
"Finding a good guy is easy.. just like nailing jello to a tree"
"Boys make good pets" or "boys are nice... every girl should own one"
Quote on door across the Hall: "Save the Horses, Ride the Cowboys."
Kid Ass Avenger
(Perverse Spoiled Functional Child)
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a gigantic flying perv! Yes, it's the
inner child Kid Ass Avenger (PSFC). Your inner child runs amuck in the inner streets of your inner Mardis Gras. He, in fact,
is the queen of the parade, and by the end of the night, or any night of your life, is always smothered in the finest beads.
He is also a child genius, but uses his powers to bizarre and ambiguous
ends. He may give you the power to save the universe from total destruction one day and the next day save you from dipping
a french fry in ketchup. Who knows what adventures lie in your unconscious future? Be wary, though. It's all part of his master plan to make *you*
the super-villian.
"My muse works the best while wet!" declares Tonya after realizing most of her good ideas happen
while in the shower.
I love Neopets. I have four pets and play with them almost everyday. One day I stumble into the chat rooms
and found this:
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Study Hard
Be Evil
It was the signature of
cerulean1013.
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