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Slovenia
Well i've finally got around to doing this. Last year for me summer hols i went to Slovenia. Never heard of it? i'm not
surprised. It's near Austria and Italy, lots of mountains and lakes. Right well anyway it is a weird and wonderful place
and the people are very strange. They say 'flobalob' a lot, and one particular tour guide i had kept saying that there was
a lot of fuck in Slovenia, yes it is very fucky. Took me a while to work out she meant fog. Nehoo other interesting high
points include finding a drunken hobo who looked just like Orlando Bloom, going on a day trip to Venice and enjoying a Gondola
ride, and trying lots of extremely alcoholic drinks, such as one i seem to remember very well called Slivovich. Try it...if
you dare.
Love Nicky xxx
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DEUTSCHES AUSTAUCH (see below 4 english translation if u r a retard and cant speak german)
es war total wonderbar. Deine Mutter war ein Hamster und dein Vater roch nach Holunderbeeren. Wir haben viel worten
gelernt!! (zuhaltern=pimp) Wir haben viel spaß gemacht. Frau Freelove war ein Dude!!! Lavanya haben cat gepullt. Cat war sehr
betrunken!!! Wir haben viel stark deutsches jungen kennengelernt. Wir lieben ihr Sanni und Kim. und der zweitete Felix
(masterbating guy) lol. Wir haben zu Starnbergersee jeden nacht gefahren. Wir haben vielen Partys gehabt. Und viele nachts
betrunken! Kann ich dein handynummer haben? Ich hoffe daß du unserer Deutsch verstehen! Auf wiedersehen von Deutschland!
Cat und Aesta
GERMAN EXCHANGE (english translation)
it was totally wonderful.Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.we learnt many words (pimp=zuhaltern).
We made much fun. Frau Freelove was a dude!!! Lavanya pulled cat. cat was very drunk!!! we got to know many fit german boys.we
love you sanni and kim. and the 2nd felix (masturbating guy)lol. We travelled to the Starnberg lake every night. We had many
parties.and many drunken nights! can i have your mobile number? i hope you understand our german. Goodbye from germany. cat
and esther
THE FISH STORY
This is rele only funny when simon tells it but just for the record a quick summary, soz if its not quite right:
I was under a pier on day and i thought 'wldnt it b funny if i got a fish and threw it up and it landed in sum1s lap
and they'd be like "Oh my god, theres a fish on my lap. what do i do?" ' And so i went to the fish shop and
it didnt have any fish. I mean what sort of a fish shop doesnt hav any fish?
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| esther not aiming at a ball |
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| No falling off the mountain allowed |
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| Alev - he's hard |
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| Alex - eko fresh |
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| Becky - I think you know what i'm thinking |
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| Cat - drunken cartwheels...if u can call them cartwheels... |
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| Caz - dark... drunk... bush... felix... use ur imagination |
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| Chris Blanchard - lightweight |
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| Chris Tuthil - kerplunk |
The hat that every1s wearing in these photos is the slut of the hat world, the hat that got around - the slut hat. James
hat actually. Yeah so this is a photo of all the english german exchange people ( duz that make sense? u no wot i mean) wearing
the slut hat.But not all at the same time, obviously.
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| esther - now a brunette |
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| Paaaaaaaul Strachen - bear |
SANNI and KIM
We love them sooo much that i feel they deserve a section 2 themselves. they r germans that we met and they r best
friends who pretend 2 b gay alot. it duznt sound cool but its the sweetest thing on earth. Sanni is a
skater who plays golf and he never smokes! Kim is blonde and loves Caz. woooo!
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CENTER PARCS
We all 3 of us went off 2 center parcs in elvedon suffolk last week with cats mum, dad and little brother. Twas excellente.
We did lots of things like cycling, swimming, badminton, squash, kae bo, line dancing, tennis and table tennis... not forgetting
of course pool, air cockey, table football, playstation, pole dancing, adventure playground, singing along 2 the jukebox,
the ming drink, the pink turd, porn star photo shoot... etc. etc... yeh well here are some pics.
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| My bro apparently enjoying Glamour magazine |
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| Rachel - oh...such a flirt...right in there |
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| Rory - ...just Rory...without a sausage on his bag |
This is just a quick mention 2 all the germans that we met and might neva c agen in r lives (some of them hopefully we
will, sum of them hopefully we wont) : Sanni, Kim, Chrissy, first Felix, second Felix, Andy, Franz, Maria, Julia, Franzi,
Connie, Dommie, Gabi, Gabis brother, the one wiv the blonde hair hus name i cant remba but he understood me wen i talked german
2 him, Herr Schmidt hehe, ...add ne1 else that iv 4gotten ples
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| Sarah - a real tourist |
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| Simon - who has a secret about haddock |
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| Tim - ...or becky? |
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| Zhoufei - douglas |
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OTHER NOTABLE THINGS
Chris Blanchard when hes drunk. Cat trying to do cartwheels when drunk. Actually most ppl when drunk. Caz = gobby. The
toilets with no lights. Lav having showers. the 2nd felix " can i touch your bum? can i kick your bum? she has a moist vagina
[not her, her] oh, her 2".sosage on the bag. Becky impression. That history teacher. Lake Starnberg. Hill rolling down the
top of that mountain. Gary and Luke singing gay bar.
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| esther and nicky rockin the stage at pop in the parc |
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