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Yo Muma's SO FAT-
Yo muma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo muma's so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo muma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo muma's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo muma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo muma's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo muma's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo muma's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
Yo muma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo muma's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo muma's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo muma's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo muma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo muma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo muma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo muma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
Yo muma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo muma's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th
Yo muma's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo muma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo muma's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo muma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo muma's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo muma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo muma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo muma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo muma's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo muma's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo muma's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo muma's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo muma's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo muma's so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo muma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo muma's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo muma's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo muma's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo muma's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo muma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo muma's so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo muma's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo muma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo muma's so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo muma's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo muma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo muma's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo muma's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo muma's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo muma's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo muma's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo muma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo muma's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo muma's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo muma's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo muma's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo muma's so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo muma's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo muma's so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo muma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo muma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo muma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo muma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo muma's so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo muma's so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo muma's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo muma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo muma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo muma's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo muma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo muma's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo muma's so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo muma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo muma's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo muma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo muma's so fat she influences the tides.
Yo muma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo muma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo muma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo muma's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo muma's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo muma's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo muma's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo muma's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo muma's so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo muma's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo muma's so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo muma's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo muma's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo muma's so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo muma's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo muma's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo muma's so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo muma's so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo muma's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo muma's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo muma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo muma's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo muma's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo muma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo muma's so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo muma's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo muma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo muma's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the woman caused an eclipse.
Yo muma's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo muma's so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo muma's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo muma's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo muma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo muma's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo muma's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo muma's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
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