Your Mumma's so.......... Jokes
Your Mumma so fat
Your mumma's so Short

Welcome!

hey hey people! so.....you like yo mumma jokes? well this site it full of them. Includes: Yo mumma soo fat that when she goes to the beach, GreenPeace throughs her back in! Yo mumms so fat that when she goes past road works the men put a sign on her back saying "WARNING, WIDE LOAD!"

This website is really to show Iain that i know sooooooooooo many more mumma jokes that him :) i think he will agree!
ENJOY! From EMILY!!!!!!!!

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What's New?

Here I might add an entry whenever I make an update to my web site. Where appropriate, I'll include a link to the change. For example:

I will add alot more pages in the near FUTURE........oooooooo.......ouch the sun....it BURNS!! AAHHHH......IM MELTING!! nooooooooo*voice fades as i am destroyed* : ' (   DONT YOU DARE BE HAPPY! CRY, CRY I TELL U, CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!