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Foreword

Ulysses
compared to Mammoth Obsequious is a doddle to read. Are you up to the challenge?

Get the Morphine bottle out  and experience the curse of the Mammoth (nearly everybody in this book has died since I wrote it!)

OBITUARY

Alexander Fleuret overdosed on morphine and diazepam and drank himself to death in middle age.............................. Tort, father to the above, died in his dotage, tortured to death by his son............................... Carl, gopher for the above two, morphine courier for Alexander, died clutching his heart in extreme agony in the early hours of the morning alone....................................................... Cockney Frank (Three-toed Sloth) inherited a fortune, an habitual thief who went through life penniless, drank himself to death..........................A dishonest kleptomaniac made 'deception' his middle name and carried out imaginary phone calls to his sister...................................................... Frankie C. (The Can Man) A good bloke by heart, he stopped drinking for a week and died!....................................................... Billy Buck went 15 rounds with himself on a regular basis and always lost..........................One of life's great losers he took a count for ten and threw in the towel........................Awarded the String Belt for being lifelong WBA/WBO/WBC (World Boozing Authority/Organisation/Championship)................................................................Norman (The Can't Man) An out-of-work dirty black jellyfish, who drank and didn't eat and shat himself to death after a massive liver failure...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................This book is dedicated to the memories of those brave men who fell in the line of duty, fighting the Curse of the Mammoth.

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