Benign - What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.

Barium - What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.

Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.

Coma - A punctuation mark.

Dilate - To live long.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fester - Quicker than someone else.

Fibula - A small lie.

Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.

Impotent - Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.

Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.

Node - I knew it.

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative - A letter carrier.

Rectum - Darn near killed him.

Seizure - Roman emperor.

Tablet - A small table.

Tumor - More than one.

Urine - Opposite of you're out