...you're gonna be the one that shaves me...

today is gonna be the day, that they're gonna hit me with a shoe,

by now i shoulda somehow shaved me eyebrow into two

i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do, about myself

backbeat the word is on the street that me tweezers can't pull them out

i've tried to shave it off before, but i always had a doubt

i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do, about myself

and everytime you hear me voice, i'm whining

and me eyebrow's grown so long it's blinding

there are many things that i would like to say to you but i don't know how

i said maybe, you're gonna be the one that shaves me

and after all

it's me wonderbrow

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