Tabloid Headlines

May 26, 2002: Things you would never know if you did not
browse the tabloids while waiting for your wife at the counter
in the supermarket – today's headlines:

JUDGE JUDY CHEATS ON HUSBAND

                                                                     [courtesy National Enquirer]

MARTHA STEWART & DAUGHTER IN LOVE WITH SAME MAN!

                                                                                                           [courtesy the Star]

Brooklyn Bean born April 23

                 [courtesy Edmonson (County, Ky.) News]

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Borf Books        borf@borfents.com    Ideas for a Better America
Box 413                                                      The Columbus Book of Euchre
Brownsville KY 42210    War Stories: The Memoirs of a Country Lawyer

(270) 597-2187       Hank T. Hebhoe, publisher         Natty Bumppo, writer/editor

May 19, 2002: Things you would never know if you did not
browse the tabloids while waiting for your wife at the counter
in the supermarket – today's headlines:

PHONE PSYCHIC'S HEAD EXPLODES

after she answers caller's EVERY question wrong!
Cops believe caller may have duped her on purpose

                                                                    [courtesy Weekly World News]

REAL-LIFE SPIDER-MAN FOUND

                                                         [courtesy Weekly World News]

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May 12, 2002: Things you would never know if you did not
browse the tabloids while waiting for your wife at the counter
in the supermarket – today's headlines:

CHANDRA BOMBSHELL!

TWO of Condit's political pals
ordered her execution

One is a GOVERNOR
One ran for PRESIDENT

                    WHY? SHE KNEW THEIR SEX CLUB SECRETS

          [courtesy the Globe – you might want to run out and buy this issue]

WINONA RYDER'S HOT LESBIAN ROMP CAUGHT ON CAMERA!

                                                                                                 [courtesy the Globe]

LETTERS to the EDITOR!

Gerry Blue wrote 5/6/02 re the headline "Mermaid
Found in Sardine Can – She's Alive!":

Same headline here in San Francisco – except, "He's alive!"

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May 5, 2002: Things you would never know if you did not
browse the tabloids while waiting for your wife at the coun-
ter in the supermarket – today's headline:

MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN – SHE'S ALIVE!

[courtesy Weekly World News]

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