:

Fred Dean wrote Sun 10/20/19 @08:16 PDT re Lexington's
most wanted:

What, pray, is "attempted prostitution"?

No one wanted her.    – Editor

Bruce Mitchell wrote Sun 10/20/19 @14:45 PDT:     What's yer beef?  She's     an attractive young wo-     man  –  and facial spots     like that used to be call-     ed "beauty marks."        Brittany Spencer ––>

Well, she calls herself  "Ms. Grotesque" on her Clutterbook Facebook page.    – Ed.

Did you ever notice that otherwise intelligent-sounding women
pronounce "food" "feud"  (even "fee-yood")?  Here are two ex-
amples – a Kentucky Monthly magazine promo,  and  Kimberly
Adams  on public radio's Morning Marketplace.

A car plowed through a fourth-story wall of a parking garage
in Indianapolis and plunged to the street,  landing on its roof
and killing the couple inside. . .

A former guidance counselor at Roncalli Catholic High School
sued the Indianapolis archdiocese for being fired for being mar-
ried to another woman.

erictepe.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Eric Tepe, WM, parole violation; Donald Hogan, BM, 6'1", 175 lbs.,parole violation; John Green, BM, 5'8", 240 lbs, parole violation; Christian Serrato, WM, 5'7", 170 lbs, parole violation; Nathan Henry, WM, 5'6", 145 lbs, parole violation (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

trashpan.jpg The "Trash Panda" rock (it's a raccoon!) painted by Drew Chapin has been missing since he died at age 31 in Boyle County

The Danville Presbyterian Church moved the statue  of  Confeder-
ate Captain Logan to Bellevue Cemetery, where he was buried. . . .

The Louisville Zoo's elephant calf was named Fitz. . . .

semajedw.jpg Lexington's most wanted: Semaj Edwards, BM, 32, 6'0", 170 lbs, Unkempt dreadlocks; Ryan Elliss, WM, 28, 6'1", 175 lbs, featured fugiive of the week, domestic violence; Calvin Russell, BM, 55, 5'10", 210 lbs, hiding dreadlocks; Patricia Strunk, WF, 49, 160 lbs, dreadlocks cutter; Ashley Sapien, 32, 5'7", 120 lbs, smotherer; Destiny Lewis, WF, 19, 5'0", 108 lbs, homesick (dragged kicking & screaming from the Herald-Leader)

The  words  "Fuck  Trump"  were painted over in a street mural in
Lexington titled "The Devil is in the Details."
                                                                               [courtesy LEX18]

Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said):       "In order to give back what has been so freely given to me,         I've decided to become a life coach – to everybody!"                                                                                                 – Leonard Simon

felixway.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): Nicky Horton, BF, 35, 5'5", 145 lbs, theft; Felix Wayne Gonzales, HM, 38, 5'4", 175 lbs, failure to register; Selena Justice Alvarado, WF, 24, 5'7", 180 lbs, cont. sub.; Tony Ray Ward, WM, 47, 6'3", 220 lbs, controlled substs.; Darryl Wayne Toliver, BM, 47, 6'0", 270 lbs, felon w/firrearm (Texoma's most wanted fugitives of the week, Wichit Falls Crime Stoppers)

A grower from Napa, California, won the state's Safeway World Cham-
pionship Pumpkin Weigh Off with one that weighed in at 2,175 pounds
(that's 1.0875 tons,  children).  .  .  .  A farmer in Cleveland,  Tennessee,
grew  a  910-pound  pumpkin  and paddled it around his pond as a boat.
. . . A man with his name tattooed on his neck was arrested in Mattoon,
Illinois, for giving police a phony name. . . . Bodies of a missing 3-year-
old girl in Alabama and a 5-year-old girl in South Carolina  were found
in landfills. . . . .Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter. . . . Tupac A. Sha-

kur, 40,  –––––––––––––––––––––––––––> was arrested in Johnson City, Tennessee, for pulling a knife on the cops. . . . A guard at a school in Madison, Wisconsin, was fired for saying "nigger" to a boy who had called him a nigger ("Don't call me a nigger," the guard said). . . . Jimmy Carter, 95, fell for the third time this year, fracturing his pelvis.. . . A 9- year-old boy in Biddeford,  Maine,  dressed up as a hot dog for his school picture.

[Harper's, LEX18, AP]

Twenty-nine former  University of Kentucky  players
were on opening day National Basketball Association
rosters. . . . Another horse died at Keeneland.

hunterbl.jpg Wanted in Waco: Alexandere Fitzherbert, 24, 5'8", 220 lbs, probation viol. (amphet.); Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichta Falls, Texas): Cody Wolf Davis, WM, 30, 5'7", 135 lbs, burglary; Stephanie Long, WF, 37, 5'6", 130 lbs, probation violation (possession of stolen property); Hunter Nelson Black, WM, 22, 5'6", 130 lbs, involuntary manslaughter (City of Waco, Sedgwick County (Kansas) Sheriff)

kristomg.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Anthony Juarez, 48, contempt of court; Kari Williams, 30, bad parent; Virginia Lara, 31, bail jumping; Story Trussell, 30, injury to family; Amber Herrera, 22, DUI, mj.; Guadalupe Zuniga, 45; Kourtney Jackson, 22, crim. mischief; Kristoffer Magallen, 25, kidnap

People who invited us to be their "friends" on Clutterbook Facebook in the last week included

                              and    
                            Barry "B-Woo" Wood                            Rachel Martin
                                       musician                                          NPR hostess

DISCUSSION GROUP:    Don't  forget!  Readers  interested   in intellectual dissection of important current events are invited to attend the Weekly World News  Round Table at the offices  of  Borf Books  outside  Brownsville,  Ken- tucky, just after church every Sunday.   Guest  spea- kers lined up for  meetings in the near future will in- clude Chris Evert (as hot as she ever was)..

Jane Etta Darrig wrote Sun 10/13/19 @10:10 CDT re Indi-
ana's "nonbinary gender" driver's license issue:

Just drop 'em!  I'll tell you what your "gender" is!

rayblagg.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted fugitivees of the week): Ronald Ray Blagg, WM, 62, 5'7", 165 lbs, DUI x3; Angel Roman Medina, HM, 21, 5'10", 180 lbs, vehicle burglary x3; KaylaJones, BF, 21, 5'3", 230 lbs, Yorkshire hog x3, controlled substs.; Stephen Rodriguez, HM, 41, 6'0", 200 lbs, theft x3; Jeremy Thomas Ostovich, WM, 35, 5'7", 175 lbs, theft by check x3 (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

      

tederick.jpg Wanted in Waco: Tederick Bessie, BM, 36, 5'11", 175 lbs, robbery (City of Waco); Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Johanna Michelle Basks, WF, 52, 5'4", 50 lbs, probation violation (burglary); Krystal Dawn Anderson, BF, 36, 5'7", 290 lbs (Yorkshire hog), tattoos right eyebrow, left shoulder, right leg & arm, prob. viol. (aggr. assault) (Sedgwick County (Kansas) Sheriff)

An Indianapolis woman said she was being harassed for  con-
tinuing  to search for her baby  who  has  been  missing  since
March,  when she was 8 months old. . . .

A boy found a newborn baby in a plastic bag, alive, under a tree
in Seymour. . . .

A  Richmond  woman  who warned a school last year  that  her
14- year-old son was on the way to shoot up the school (not his
school) was arrested on six felony charges including dangerous
control of a child and five counts of neglect of a dependent (the
boy turned his gun on himself and died when police confronted
him at the school).
                                                                            [courtesy LEX18]

A fire in a large barn loft in LaPorte County killed about 2,000 ra-
cing pigeons.
                                                          [courtesy Columbus Republic]
        

kwansydo.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Reginald Brown, BM, 5'9", 130 lbs, counerfeiting; Cynthia Kwansy, WF, 5'6", 130 lbs, meth, paraphernalia; Dominique Lockard, WM, 5'0", 120 lbs, child molesting (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

christim.jpg Celebrity lookalikes: Dominique and Cynthia, Chritsi and Malachi

Three students were hospitalized for "vaping" an unknown "Dab
Pen" substance in Leitchfield, and three more were treated. . . .

Footage  from a 2016 event  at  the  Knob Creek Range Machine
Gun Night (near Fort Knox)  was used in a bogus video of Turks
slaying Kurds broadcast on ABC television.
                                                                                [courtesy LEX18]

jamauryo.jpg Bluegrass Crime Stoppers wanted person of the week, Jamaur Yocum, 31, 5' 10", 160 lbs, residential burglary, 859-253-2020

  

pamleca.jpg Pamela Callahan, WF, 50, 5'7", 130 lbs, criminal ingratiation; Christina Alexander, WF, 26, 110 lbs, pushing her dog to poop in front of the postman and then spreading the rresults on his face after he placed bills in her mailbox; Oddessey Howard, BF, 27, 5'6", 110 lbs, criminal ingratiation; Misty Wilson, WF, 36, 5'1", 150 lbs, attempted prostitution; Kendra Palmer, WF, 44, criminal idolatry; Torrey Philon, BF, 25, 5'4", 215 lbs (Yorkshire hog of the week), avenue walking) (dragged kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)

                               

cynthiaa.jpg Perps of Paducah: Anthony Lynn, 32, bail jumping, 3 counties; Cynthia A. Javor, 56, meth; Corey K. Copeland, 18, bail jumping, meth (McCracken County Sheriff)

Quotation of the Wheat (offered the Queen Latifah awarrd):                                                             "I would rather fuck my wife."                                                                                                                – Leonard Simon

A tanker truck flipped in Wooster, Ohio,  spilling 6,000 gallons of milk.
. . . A Michigan judge enjoined enforcement of the state's "vaping" ban.
. . . A 12-year-old boy was suspended from school  in  Worster,  Massa-
chusetts,  for hugging his woman gym teacher. . . . A waitress was fired
from Fat Joe's Bar & Grill in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin,  for  refusing  to
serve patrons disparaging a "transgender woman"  (check out the video
– what's that black spot beneath the waitress' nose?  – she shoulda been
fired for that alone). . . .  A U.S. judge ruled unconstitutional a Virginia
law requiring couples applying for marriage licenses  to  disclose  their
races. . . . A woman in West Valley City, Utah, was charged with lewd-
ness before children  for baring her chest in front of her stepchildren at
her home.  .  .  .  A woman was shot in the leg in a pickup truck,  while
waiting for a train to pass in  Enid, Oklahoma,  by a Labrador retriever
that stepped on the trigger of a .22 pistol on the seat of the cab. .  .  . A
woman was found living in her van with more than 300 pet rats in San
Diego, California. . . . A man spread 12,000 sheet rock screws on roads
in Sherburne County, Minnesota, between his former girl friend's home
and  the  home  of a man with whom she was in a new relationship  (he
screwed the public with an epidemic of flat tires). . . . Jennifer Aniston
nosed out Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan as the  fastest  to  gain  a
million followers on Instantspam  Instagram,  in 5 hours 16 minutes, o-
ver their 5:45.
                                                               [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

DISCUSSION GROUP:

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future include
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shatarao.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Shatara Oshunkentan, 31, family violance; Taneshay Newsome, 26; Irma Borders, 34, marijuana, paraphernalia; Leslie Lacy, 31, controlled substances; Selina Parsons, 25, assault w/ deadly weapon; Briana Adams, 25; Beatriz Bolina, 35; Ashley Holcomb, 27, burglary

The New York Yankees  accused the Houston Astros
of whistling from the dugout to signal pitches thrown
to their teammates  in the first game  of the American
League  baseball  championship  series  (won  by  the
Yankees, 7-0;  the Astros won the series,  4 games  to
2, and will go on to the Whirled Ceres against the Na-
tional Expos). . . . Another horse died at Keeneland.

lifelead.jpg "Take us to your leader" "Only if you promise to take him back with you" Life Saver Dude: Who needs impeachment?

:

Wabash College quit printing diplomas on sheepskin. . . .

The man accused of abandoning his adopted daughter in Lafayette
after having her age changed says the girl was really an adult who
had tried to hurt and kill him and his wife on multiple occasions. . . .

A school bus with 30 pupils aboard drove off a road in Noble Coun-
ty road and tipped over (only three were injured). . . .

The state put on hold a plan for "nonbinary gender" designations on
driver's licenses.
                                                             [courtesy Columbus Republic]
 

montygei.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Monty Geier, WM, 5'9", 140 lbs, meth, common nuisance; Rachael Boggs, WF, 5'5", 120 lbs, meth; Devin Rios, WM, 5'8", 145 lbs, theft (Michiana Crimes Stoppers - thank GAWD for the return of the hopeless whites)

The  Edmonson  County  News  reported  an  indictment  for
"tampering with sexual abuse." . . .

Fitz, Rocket and Walt are the finalists  among  15,000  entries
submitted to name the newborn elephant calf at the Louisville
Zoo.
                                                                          [courtesy LEX18]


    The ugliest President in U.S. history was five-upped at the annual Lin-
    coln Days Festival in Hodgenville, where it is said he was born. . . .

                 
             And here are the Mary Todd Lincoln lookalike contestants. . . .

                                    [photos by Gabi Broekema,  College Heights Her-
                                     ald, Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green]

baughman.jpg Lexington's most wanted (dragged kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader): Ralph Baughman Jr., WM, 37. 5'9", 145 lbs, hiding from police; Gretchen Lunsford, WF, 3, 200 lbs (height not listed, but she sure looks like a Yorkshire hog), invading a barnyard & wallowing; Tracy Phelps, WF, 35, 4'10", 105 lbs, looking for love in all the wrong places; Jaime Thornton, WF, 42, 5'10", 130 lbs, breaking mirrors in department stores; Nicholas Stone, WM, 28, 5'7", 195 lbs, stealing kids' dope

Quotation of the Wheat      (on a rainy day):                                           "Well, dam the creeks up."                                                                                          – Leonard Simon

angelrom.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): (Texoma's most wanted fugitives of the week): Angel Roman Medina, HM, 21, 5'10", 180 lbs, burglary; Shannon Allen, WF, 38, 5'5", 127 lbs, unauthorized use of motor vehic.; Patrick Michael Rogers, 52, 5'5", 151 lbs, DUIx3; Carlos Byrd, BM, 26, 6'4", 250 lbs, probation violation (marijuana); Jaden Green, BF 22, 5'7", 135 lbs, Surety off bond (con. sub.) (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

markdanl.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Mark Daniel Sears, WM, 55, 5'10", 175 lbs, endangering a child, false egg head; Ntimoirangeza Busago, BF, 28, 5'3", 140 lbs, injury to a child; Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Carlos Amando Flores, WM, 20, 5'9", 170 lbs, tattoos left temple, cursive "Y", neck "Familia" and lips, right forearm Mexican eagle, right wrist "JOSUE" and flower, probation violation (multiple offenses); Larry Allen Hooper, WM, a/k/a Larry Shuler, 52, 6'0", 160 lbs, tattoos left arm Batman symbol, right arm "Devil", right shouldeer cowboy & skull, probation violation (burglary); Travis Eugene Head, WM, 39, 5'11", 175 lbs, tattoo on right shoulder "Joker", probation violation (opiates, escape (Abilene Crime Stoppers, Sedgwick County Kansas Sheriff)

Hunters were warned of stumbling, drooling "zombie" deer with chron-
ic wasting disease in 24 states. . . . Mattel unveiled a Judge Barbie doll,
in a variety of skin tones and hair styles. . . .  A bridegroom was charg-
ed with sexual assault of a bridesmaid  at a prenuptial party in Monroe
County, Pennsylvania (they were caught by the bride  –  but the couple
did get married). . . . A bride-to-be in Crockett, Texas, ratted out her fi-
ancée for robbing a bank to buy her wedding ring  (he's in jail; so they
haven't married yet). . . . Garfield,  New  Jersey,  was having problems
with feral cats. .  .  . A woman sued police for forcibly baptizing her in
Soddy Lake, Tennessee, after a traffic stop and a drug search. . . . Que-
bec was cracking down on the bilingual greeting "Bon jour!  Hi!" . . .
A woman in Macomb County,  Michigan,  was sued by a local heating
and air conditioning company for a bad review she gave it on Yelp. . . .
A new ordinance in Cincinnati, Oho, prohibits discrimination based on
natural hair styles (more on "natural hair" in the sports). . . . A northern
snakehead  fish  that can breathe air and survive on land  was  found  in
Georgia,  and is not wanted there. . . . Snow  fell  on Denver,  Colorado,
Thursday as temperatures dropped 64 degrees in less than 24 hours. . . .
Jane Fonda was arrested protesting at the U.S. Capitol.

                                                                 [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

codyhugh.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Cody Hughes, WM, 30; Jennifer Word, WF; Britney Chandler, WF, 32; Rosaelia Zapata, WF, 30; Terry Isheanna, BF, 24; Bessie Limuel, BF, 53; Shelby Baker, WF, 27; Roseanda Morales, WF, 41; Cruz Montez, WM, 62

A Pennsylvania State University football safety received
a letter from two alumni criticizing his dreadlocks.  .  .  .
A third race horse died at Keeneland's fall meet in Lexing-
ton, Kentucky. . . .

DISCUSSION GROUP:    Don't  forget!  Readers  interested  in intellectual dissection of important cur- rent  events  are  invited  to  attend  the Weekly World News  Round  Table  at the  offices  of   Borf   Books   outside Brownsville,    Kentucky,    just   after church  every  Sunday.    Guest  speak- ers lined up for  meetings  in  the  near future include Dr. James P. Allison.

lifetaur.jpg According to Greek mthology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor Life Saver Dude: He's the Centaur for disease control

Fred Dean wrote Mon 9/30/19 @08:04 PDT
re last week's Lexington's most wanted:

Suggestions for captions for the unidentified perps:

    Female:  "Allowing local dogs to lick her slit."

    Male:  "Watching as she allowed dogs to lick."

Thanks!  But we need names, ages, heights and weights, too.  How
'bout:  "Mar ni Hooker, 42, 5' 6", 130 lbs.,"  and "Rufus Doubtfoot,
30, 6' 2", 170 lbs."?    – Editor

mathnath.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Matthew Dean, WM, 6'0", 200 lbs, meth; Nathan Milligan, BM, 5'9", 140 lbs, meth; Robert Carter,BM, 6'1", 165 lbs, intimidation; Robert Jones, BM, 5'6", 150 lbs, rape x3; Ian McQueen, WM, 6'0", 200 lbs, auto theft (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

Dating by fifth-graders was prohibited at a Jeffersonville school. . . .

State officials approved the new application to exhume the grave
of John Dillinger. . . .

A couple who adopted an 8-year-old girl with dwarfism  in  2010
and were accused of abandoning her in an apartment in Lafayette
when they moved to Canada in 2013 appeared in court. . . .

The University of Saint Francis, in Fort Wayne, founded by the
Sisters of Saint Francis of Perpetual Adoration as Saint Francis
Normal School in 1890, accredited as a college in 1923 but not
open to woman students until 1939,  got its first male president,
the Rev. Eric Albert Zimmer.
                                                         [courtesy Columbus Republic]

Campaigning  for the re-election of         Governor Selfie. . . .                  ––>         Three  thousand  quails,  a thousand         chukars   and  a   hundred   chickens         were killed in a barn fire in Greenup         County. . . .           Alex-Shae Horn was crowned home-         coming queen  of Edmonson County         High School. . . .

A former Daviess County deputy sheriff pleaded guilty to threatening
to kill his ex-wife and two judges. . . .

A Nelson County Sheriff's lieutenant and his girl friend were arrested
for shoplifting.   

lieutgal.jpg Kaelen Matthews, Lora Armstrong, Nelson Sheriff's Lieutenant Arrested For Shoplifting LEX18 News

 

barbakay.jpg Wanted in Louisville: Adolfo Araujo, HM, 57, 5'6", 150 lbs, DUI; Alicia Marie Batovsky, WF, 37, 5'1", 130 lbs, Escape, probation violation (nonsupport): Alan Thad Ernster, WM, 40. 5'8", 150 lbs, assault on police; April Lanette Jefferson, BF, 27, 5'5", 165 lbs, complicity to burglary & credit card abuse; Barbara Kay Browning, WF, 41, 5'1", 125 lbs, flagrant nonsupport; Christopher Logan Kidd, WM, 32, 6'3", 165 lbs, burglary; Chasity Gilstrap, WF, 39, 5'4", 140 lbs, auto theft (Louisivlle Police Dept.)

More than three feet of snow on fell  on  Montana  the next-to-last day of
September. . . . Merriam-Webster added "they" to the dictionary as a sing-
ular pronoun. . . .  A pit bull puppy in Webster,  Florida,  died protecting a
10-year-old boy from a venomous coral snake. . . . Four persons in  a wed-
ding  party,  including the bride and groom,  were arrested in a scuffle at a
business in Prescrott, Arizona, started by the bride in her wedding dress. . . .
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross  slept through the President's speech  at
the United Nations. . . . Abraham Shears and Donte Slash were arrested in
a knife murder in Columbus,  Ohio. .  .  .  A woman jumped into the lions'
den in the Bronx Zoo, just for fun. . . . Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan
sued  three  British  tabloids  –  the  Mail, the Mirror and the Sun. . . .  Fat
Bear Week began Wednesday at Katmai National Park in Alaska.  . . . An
escaped zebra was shot dead on a German highway  for causing traffic ac-
cidents. . . . A woman was indicted in  Thomasville,  North  Carolina,  for
trading her 2-year-old child for a car (the adoptive parents also were indic-
ted). . . .  A woman suggested to Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cor-
tez at a town hall meeting that people should start eating babies to combat
the climate crisis (AOC did not respond).
                                                                    [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

   Anderson County cheerleaders at a Kentucky high school foot-
   ball game with the Lincoln County Patriots strutted with an A-
   merican flag saying,  "Make  America  Great  Again  –  Trump
   Those  Patriots." . . .  A vendor was arrested for charging a fan
   $724 for two beers at a Miami Dolphins football game. . . . An-
   other  horse  died  at  Santa  Anita. . . . And one died at Keene-
   land, in Lexington, Kentucky.

amberose.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): Amber Rose Smith, WF, 27, 5'9", 186 lbs, prob. viol. (theft); Alexandro Amaya Jr., HM, 36, 5'11", c.s.; Billy Brook Jameson,BM, 23, 6'3", 200 lbs, family viol.; Keisha Williams, 5'2", 105 lbs, child abandonment; Jackie Evette Green, BF, 49, 5'1", 136 lbs, prob. viol. (c.s.) (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppeers)

cortneyj.jpg Arrested in Abilene: Charles Weaver, WM, 48, 5'9", 200 lbs, failure to register; Cortney Paige Stiles, WF, 21, 5'6", 150 lbs, child endangerment; Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Marvell Nichols Correia, BM, 32, 5'6", 190 lbs, burglary (Abilene Crime Stoppers, Sedgwick County Kansas Sheriff) 

DISCUSSION GROUP:    Don't  forget!  Readers  interested  in intellectual dissection of important cur- rent  events  are  invited  to  attend  the Weekly World News  Round  Table  at the  offices  of   Borf   Books   outside Brownsville,    Kentucky,    just   after church  every  Sunday.    Guest  speak- ers lined up for  meetings  in  the  near future include Alex-Shae Horn.

sanfuckd.jpg Locked up in San Angelo by the Tom Green County Sheriff; None identifiable because the turnover at the jail in San Angelo is too rapid to track - good luck, Texas!

lifehima.jpg Life Saver Dude: It's an ancient Himalayan cure for constipation