I have to base this page on stuff my own husband likes.
FOOTBALL
YES, as a matter of fact, he did just about pass the
Jeff Foxworthy Rube Tube Test!!!
Ok, Ya'll have heard of Jeff Foxworthy, I assume by now,
Either you like him or you don't. I won't stick to a bunch
here, I'll change the topic, Trust me.
IF YOU HAVE SEEN 10 OR MORE OF THESE MOVIES,
YOU ARE A TRUE REDNECK
1. Smokey and the Bandit
That's it, Either you passed or you didn't
Here's a few proverbs for you then.....
1. When given a choice, a cow will always go out the wrong gate.
Awww, com'n!!! Now, this section will have it's benefits.
Ya just gotta drive past em'.... don't linger around them!!
This section is devoted to a serious topic. I was once
a truck drivers wife.
Thanks, to all in the Trucker Buddy System
I want to thank all you Drivers, out there, who are enrolled with the
Want to know more about the Trucker Buddy System, Click here
... I HAVE IN FACT CREATED YOUR OWN PAGE, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS LINK TO
SEE THE MOST AWESOME THING I FOUND
Remember, You can e-mail with ways to make your page better, or let me know If I
missed a topic you'd like covered.
Well, on to some guy type stuff.....
(not necessarily in this order !!!!)
SLEEPING
HUNTING
FISHING
COOKING HOMEMADE CHICAGO STYLE PIZZA
NEWSWATCHER
COPS SHOWS
ANY FISHING SHOW
ANY HUNTING SHOW
JUDGE JUDY, JUDGE WAPNER, JUDGE MILLES, PEOPLE'S COURT....
18 WHEELERS
JERRY SPRINGER
But for now, take a Redneck Test, and then we'll go on to
something else !!!!!
2. Walking Tall
3. Deliverance
4. Gator
5. Cannonball Run I and II
6. White Lightening
7. The Longest Yard
8. Ernest (any)
9. Mad Max
10. Halloween (any)
11. Jan Michael Vincent Film (any)
2. Nobody loves a wet dog.
3. Two's a coincidence, three's an epidemic
4. The large print giveth and the small print taketh away
5. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't
make a silk purse out of him !!
(yes, my current husband,
and I spent a year on the road with him)
Yes, we are still
married. !!!
and no, I'm not telling your secrets about the
driver's side mirrors!!!! sheesh, I spent too many hours keeping
those dad gum things clean, for our general public, I will
leave it as "IF YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I CAN'T SEE YOU"
"Trucker Buddy System" for our children. I know , kids are your hearts
when you're on the road, A special thanks is needed for you to take time with
the children. Not enough can be said. Thanks again!!!!
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. IT'S TOO BIG FOR THIS
PAGE ALONE.
HURRY!!!!!!