KUDOS to all involved. by Bicycle Bill on 1/06/99 at 3:58:36 AM And by the way, "," is not a registered handle. After all, we've got a clique to preserve here!! Bicycle Bill lives with his mother! [NM] by . on 1/06/99 at 7:51:22 AM Congratulations to everyone, you must be very proud this fine day! by A swelling-with-pride Fan on 1/06/99 at 8:03:31 AM And my specialest congratulations to, of course, Miss Nette! The double "Darty" winner! Who also had a hand in writing the presentation (could we assume this includes the "sealed envelopes"?)! So, when can we see the statues? Will your agents be calling the Brothers to demand higher takes of the Cartalk.com box office receipts? Will the honorees be making a special guest appearance on rhe radio show, or at least a handful of service station openings? How about the Walk of Fame? When can we look forward to trodding on our favoritest posters? Congratulations, sam - you have outdone yourself... by Mad Man on 1/06/99 at 8:45:17 AM ...and Nette and N.G.Neer, well done, I laughed, I cried, it changed my life! And congratulations, of course, to Mr. Lightyear, the deserving winner of Mr. Congeniality! Now I have to return this rented tux! Thank you for your support. Back to lurking [NM] by Athena on 1/06/99 at 8:59:00 AM Well done sam and Nette! by N. G. Neer (standing and applauding) on 1/06/99 at 9:10:39 AM I gotta nominate this for inclusion into Lee's archives. You executed it extremely well! Take a bow! WOW! Well done N. G. Neer, Nette, and sam i am. And congrats to all the winners. [NM] by Moe on 1/06/99 at 9:42:13 AM Hate To Admit It But... by RAYmond ThOMas Hathaway on 1/06/99 at 9:51:33 AM ... that was a damn good show. Visions of Ethel Merman are still dancing in my head. The crowd was great and very few members got upset when I dropped trou and mooned them. Anyway, I'd like to thank the Academy for this wonderful award and... Yeech! Who the hell am I kidding? I'm getting nauseous here. Now what the hell does this crappy award look like and how much is it worth? And if it's sent COD, don't bother! See ya' Ray I always get killed before the good part. by Kenny on 1/06/99 at 10:09:08 AM I missed the after show awards party! Great show, sam i am, Nette, and N. G. Neer! (Although... by Miss Cookie on 1/06/99 at 10:12:39 AM ...that was a bit more than I needed to know about the esteemed Mr. Hathaway.) What a *great* awards ceremony! Laurel leaves to all who prepared it: by Lee on 1/06/99 at 10:23:57 AM sam i am, Nette, and N. G. Neer. You outdid yourselves. Great fun, and very well done. (Aren't you glad you didn't have to decorate the hall and cue the TV cameras, too?) I haven't laughed so much in ages-- and the suspense was killing! It was even worth squeezing into that black sequin number and donning those red high heels. Beats the Oscars any day, in my book. Speaking of which, and doing my very best Sally Fields imitation: "You like me! You really like me!" (Big 8>D--and Group Hug?) Aw, shucks, thanks, folks. And congratulations to all the other nominees. Knowing how hard I found it to vote just once in a lot of those categories, I bet the votes were mighty close. Any other votes to stick the thread in the Archives? (And, btw, they're not "mine;" if ever there was a group project, it's these BBSs; the Archives belong to every poster here.) Kudos again, y'all; great job! (( ))...(( )) ... (( )) (That's cyber-applause for N.G.Neer, sam i am, and nette!) by kmkat on 1/06/99 at 10:43:45 AM And another vote to enshrine this thread into the archives. Loved it! And let me take a moment to say by N. G. Neer on 1/06/99 at 11:03:42 AM thank you to those who voted for me. Your checks are in the mail. this awards show was great fun to do by sam i am on 1/06/99 at 11:15:12 AM and i owe a great deal to nette, who did most of the presentations, and n.g.neer for agreeing to contribute to this. it was they who inspired whatever i wrote. a big thanx to all who nominated and voted. as lee said, there were many close races. but there were a few run away winners too. and like i mentioned before, every single nominee got at least one vote. i am hoping to get billy crystal to host next year's awards show. Thank you, thank you! Now I'm just waiting to sign my three-picture deal! by The Chicken on 1/06/99 at 11:57:28 AM I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMil! Chicken Congeniality? I got your 'congeniality' right here! by Buzz Lightyear on 1/06/99 at 11:57:53 AM Greetings all, I come in peace! I enjoyed the awards show, though I hope SUVL has good insurance...;->... Does winning an award make me an official member of the 'In' crowd? Buzz L. *OUTSTANDING* presentation sia, NG Neer & Nette!!! My congrats to all the winners, too! by Bonkers on 1/06/99 at 11:58:50 AM And, Lee, this definitely gets my vote for inclusion into the Archives! these awards are given out just like those grades in Elementary School--all politics. (literally) by jay on 1/06/99 at 12:18:18 PM I'm storming out nude in protest and threatening to crash and get embaressingly drunk at the party afterward. that all to teach all of ya. yeah, you wont come around here causing trouble anymore. Nosireee That was great, y'all. Now, where's Ms. Lois so we can finish our cat fight? ;-) [NM] by Connie on 1/06/99 at 12:35:03 PM Hmmm I think it ran a little long. The production was gaudy. Very "Clique-ish"... by O.B. Server on 1/06/99 at 1:23:56 PM Hey! It was just like all of the other threads posted here. Now that you've all had orgasms all over each other I hope you're happy. BTW... I didn't say I read all of those posts up there, but I think I was in there someplace. Do we get paid for our appearances? Shut up and deal. [NM] by Tom Swift on 1/06/99 at 1:57:29 PM I hope all of you winners don't forget the little people by one of Coop's cretins on 1/06/99 at 2:44:46 PM who nominated you, then voted for you. Library Guy--and several of ou others--I made you what you are today! It was the little people, your fawning fans, who put you on the top. I think that should at least be worth an ode or something. Oh, no? Oh, okay. Yeah. No. No problemo. That's okay. Don't worry about it. It was my pleasure. I'm proud of you. Forget it. No sweat. Have a good life. You deserve it... Whoops. Sorry, O.B. Server (I just had my orgasm on him)! [NM] by one of Coop's cretins on 1/06/99 at 2:46:56 PM Consider yourself annointed, O.B. by one of Coop's cretins on 1/06/99 at 2:50:36 PM Actually, I've agreed with much of what you've said, but this bbs isn't to be taken all that seriously, is it? It's not like this is Dumbarton Oaks or Yalta or something. Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Hello? by Sacheen Littlefeather on 1/06/99 at 3:38:46 PM I'm here tonight on behalf of Nette, who feels that this sort of Eurocentric awards ceremony is not only an obscene waste of money but an insult to all the downtrodden peoples of the world, including the Palestinians, the Armenians, and the Krell. Nette has two simple demands: 1) Returning all land stolen from the Native Americans, with a personal apology from every single white person who has ever oppressed the Indians and defiled the Great Spirit, and 2) Making talking during movies a Class I Felony. Nette sincerely appreciates the honor but until these demands are met, she will not accept her Darties. Thank you. Power to the people! OK, I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Hey! Watch your hands, white boy, this is an Armani! I don't take anything here too seriously by O.B. Server on 1/06/99 at 4:10:47 PM I enjoy coming here. It's kind of like a corner bar. You might not like the channel thats playing on the T.V. but the majority decides what you're going to watch, so you either watch it or leave. Those people in the bar are like a "Clique" that that hogs all the good stools and get pissed off when I accidentally cheer for the opposing team. Then I get "86'd" but I sneak back in with a phony mustache and observe the others as they get drunk and their opinions get louder and dumber. Unlike here where all the opinions are intelligent, well thought out and presented in an extremely mature manner. I'd like to thank all the little people who by Library Guy on 1/06/99 at 5:27:03 PM died horrible deaths just so I would have something to write about. Of course it was the least they could do. Well, time to go scan the obits... Waddaya mean, ah missed the whole damn thing??? by BobB on 1/06/99 at 6:36:02 PM Do ah have to go beat up Alfredo cause mah invite got lost in the mail? Thanks fer nuthin', y'all! Ah betcha Lord Jim did this deeliberately jus' to keep me out of the fun'n'games with all them klickees... Well jus' yew wait till NEXT year. Ah'm gonna huff, an' ah'm gonna PUFF... unh, would you believe ah'm gonna crawl into bed and sniffle? Ah might, but ah got to go feed the kids... yup, now there are TWO feathered offspring to tend to. Story to follow. If'n ah'm not to blasted busy bawlin'n'stuff. Congrats to ALL the winners, participants, and those who did some GRAND stuff above! BobB Wow, not only was I nominated, I even got to present an award! by Town Drunk on 1/06/99 at 7:32:17 PM And to Lee, no less! (I did get the feeling, though, that I wasn't acting my usual self) Darn fine work, y'all. Strikes me that the ceremony is worthy by bluefrog on 1/06/99 at 7:38:05 PM of nomination for next year's award ceremony. uhn, bob b....you did see where you presented an award, didn't yew? [NM] by sam i am on 1/06/99 at 7:52:12 PM Mmmmmahhhhvelous! Congrats to all the winners, and to sia, Nette and NG! [NM] by Dorothy on 1/07/99 at 12:52:24 AM AWRIGHT!!! AT LAST I'M ONE OF THE REGULARS TOO!!! by Bicycle Bill on 1/07/99 at 3:27:17 AM I must be -- I've finally acquired my own personal harasser.... (or should it be "hair - asser"?) Gee, thanks, Mr. Guy. May I have your autograph? by one of Coop's cretins, with a tear in his eye on 1/07/99 at 9:04:34 AM And I still want a freakin' ode! Connie, you know as well as I do, the only fight we'd really have ... by Ms. Lois on 1/07/99 at 10:34:17 AM would be over that last piece of chocolate. Besides, the thought of me digging fingernails into ANYONE is laughable, since you'd need a microscope to detect any nails. LOL, Ms. Lois. I don't have fingernails either. by Connie on 1/07/99 at 11:16:20 AM LOVED IT!! Thanks sam i am, Nette, and NGN! And congrats to the weiners, er, winners! [NM] by Juno on 1/07/99 at 10:39:23 PM Wearing a stunning tuxedo, (deep Marlene-Detrich voice courtesy by Tracker on 1/08/99 at 8:55:39 AM of a bad chest cold), I bow humbly, with a mysterious smirk. Germ-free kisses to all, and where's the champers? Dammit! I'm late for the banquet, any food left? [NM] by Carguy on 1/08/99 at 4:47:26 PM
Applause!!! [NM] by The roaring crowd. on 1/06/99 at 2:55:59 AMThe one armed comedian takes a bow, and the audience stands up and gives him a hand... by Duck on 1/06/99 at 4:28:06 AM Kudos
to all the participants, nominees, detractors, distractions, reactors, fulminators, carboretor adjusters, flywheel balancers, freemasons, liberals, DEMONocrats, libertarians, re-publicans, urban dipsomaniacs, avian-americans, illegal avians, legal eagals, color-challanged amphibians, semians, sapians, martians, post-mortem equinus, telephone sanitizers, gumshoes, rednecks, kikes, dykes, pansies, dandies, buds, studs, duds, hikers, bikers, hookers, lookers, lurkers, stalkers, fakars, hippies, yippies, yuppies, guppies, angelfish, potato-heads, couch- potatos, action-figures, figurines...D@mn! Where were my manners! by Duck on 1/06/99 at 5:09:41 AM I left out the O. B. Servers! I fully intended to include them, really! My fingers just got to flying there, and I lost control. Sorry! Like it or not, you're in the clique! Live with it. Help! Let me outta here! (but aw shucks, thanks anyway) [NM] by O.B. Server on 1/06/99 at 12:54:34 PM Duck, you da sweetest thang [NM] by angelfish on 1/09/99 at 12:43:24 AM And now the comic steps out onto stage, looks at the crowd, and says.... by Bicycle Bill on 1/06/99 at 5:38:00 AM "You mean I've got to follow that??
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