This is where you go to e-mail me.

 Before you e-mail me you must read the FAQ. If you ask me a question
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too lazy, which you are, to read it, let me tell you in short what I

 I don't think Leo is God. 

This site is just a spoof towards how the planet feels about the Titanic
star. It is not real so


If you want a more detailed explanation, then read this!

OK, now that you've read that, you are free to e-mail me. But please
note: if you don't follow the rules, I can be a real bitch. I can add
your e-amil address to mailings lists, .ect, so BE NICE!