Hi!! Welcome to my absoulutely positivly wonderfuly sucky page!!!! It took me a while to finally get this thing to the point where i am satisfied, so, i hope you enjoy this cuz i spent a lot of work on it okay!!! I'd like to thank April for helping me get my background up, and Mike for helping me too.

Those two deserve a big THANK YOU! Anyways, i want you to get going and look at my page, so, enjoy! =0)

ME

Online Friends

Links

My tribute to Mountain Dew

My cyber pets!!

One time i was swimming and my boobs fell out of my bathing suit

Smurfs kick ass ya know, if you want to learn more about them, go here.

Okay, here are some of my friends pages..

Ryan's Page

Ash's Page

Tim's Page

Dano's Page

Scott's Page

Beth's Page

The After Dark Society ChronX faction Page

Hillary's Page

Dave's Page

Mike(RED)'s Page

Zannie's Page

Mo's Page

April's Page

Jamin's Page

Steph's Page

Chris(Docker)'s Page

So, whatcha think so far?? Sucks eh?!?! Well, it'll inprove in time..maybe...hopefully...

Looks it's my shoe!!!!

I will have this Car, oh yes, i will have this car...

Okay, i had to stop you, because i just KNOW you were having so much fun looking at my page, but okay, this one time we broke a red pen so it leaked, then we let it drip all over this tampon and we layed it in the middle of the street to see what people would do, lol..it was the funniest thing ever, try it one time!

I want you all to meet my new friend lil Devil. I met him at Hillarys page, and well, i was chattin with lil Devil, and he informed me that Hillary injected him with so much herion, that he now only blinks with one eye! *Gasp* Yes, it's true, just look at the poor soul for yourself! He also informed me that she has sewn a perma-smile on him, so that since he is filled with so much herion and he can't look normal, that she sewed one on!! *Gasp* Poor lil Devil. If you would like to help the lil Devil fund, please send $10.00 (or more) to lilDevilfund@sewnmouth.com

This reminds me of Chris(586) and me, so i had to put it up. But of course, he's the cat who always gets killed!!!

Okay okay, I know I already have 5 cyber pets, but i chose 2 more, they didn't come from the adoption agency like the others..I found them trying to escape from a physcho ward! They begged me not to turn them in, so i said "okay, you can come with me", and here they are. There is Mo, who has an addiction to crystal, and Stu, who is so physcho he twitches! Here, i'd like you to meet them..

This is Mo. And this is Stu.

I trained Mo and Stu to attack people who don't sign the guestbook, and remember i brought them home from a physcho ward, so you better sign it, or else!

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If you have any questions or comments or suggestions about/for my page,feel free to me.