Hey, buddy. Disclaim this!

• I don't own any of these characters or anything. Most of the characters and locations listed are from Star Wars and are property of Lucasfilm. Those that aren't are listed below:
  1. Harry Potter, Hedwig, Voldemort, and Hogwarts are from the Harry Potter books, and are property of J.K. Rowling.
  2. Agent Smith is from The Matrix and is property of Andy and Larry Wachowski.
  3. Miss Cleo is actually named Youree Cleomili Harris, an alleged psychic with an infomercial for Miss Cleo's Psychic Hotline.
  4. Saruman, Hobbits (halflings), and Ents are from the Lord of the Rings series and other Middle Earth books written by J.R.R. Tolkien.
  5. Dracula is actually public domain now, given that Bram Stoker wrote the book over 100 years ago. I will admit, however, that given that Christopher Lee plays Saruman, Dooku, and Dracula, this is a reference to Hammer horror films, in which Lee portrayed Dracula numerous times.
  6. The Amazing Mumford and Snufflupagus are from Seseme Street and are property of The Children's Television Workshop.
• Don't try to lecture to me about Count Dooku's actual origins. One could surmise the basics of it by watching Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. And since this is my Star Wars site, it would be reasonable to assume that I do follow Star Wars more than the casual fan. I daresay, I would feel confident matching my Star Wars knowledge against yours. The purpose of the playscript I put up was for parody. Of course I'm not alleging that Saruman becomes Count Dooku.
• Harry Potter fans, don't get on my case about Darth Sidious dismissing Harry like he did. Again, this is supposed to be a parody. And I actually enjoy reading the Harry Potter books, and watching the movies. I only mention this because irate Harry Potter fans frighten me. No matter how young they are.