True Life Experiences
My daughter is 3 and goes to daycare. Well the other day my husband went and picked her up. She looks up at him and says, "Daddy? Is our house made of bricks?" and of course he replies, "Yes it is". To which she says, "Good! Then the big bad wolf can't blow it bown." My husband laughs at this. After about 3 minutes, she then says, "he couldn't blow it down anyways, huh Daddy. He's in jail"
One of my many most embarrassing moments happened just last week. I had to go shopping, and in quite a hurry. As usual I waited until the last minute. I had a wedding to attend and my son had two birthday parties to go to that day. No gifts were bought. I'm running through the store trying to get myself together for the day to come. I get to the checkout and the line was horrendous. The woman two people infront of me started to argue with the check out girl. Complaining about $2.00 she felt she was overcharged. I start getting impatient and made it clear with my body language. I pull out my checkbook. I dig in my purse for a pen....as I watch whats going on ahead of me. I start tapping the pen on my checkbook as I huffed and rolled my eyes. People started staring at me.....I'm thinking to myself...what? I didn't huff that loud. Why are these people staring at me? Am I making that big of a scene? So I look down wondering if something is on my shirt....and I notice....I'm tapping my checkbook with a tampon....I could've just died....as I left the store I could hear the people howl in laughter.
My mom and I are process servers and were out serving papers in a big city.. Every street we went down had garage sales going on. We would stop at the garage sales and look around grabbing bargains. I had bought a portable dishwasher and we had stuck in the back of her little car.. We turned down this street and saw a man in his garage who had boxes of stuff sitting in the drive way. We pulled up, jumped out and ran up to his garage and started digging though that boxes. The man was holding a box in his hands looking at us then at his phone. I grabbed up something and turned to him and said. "How much is this" He said " I am just cleaning out my garage" Mom and I started laughing so hard at ourselves that we could hardly get back to the car. We were so embarrassed that we had dug though that mans stuff that we couldnt even say sorry..... We still laugh about that today and are very cautious about garage sales now....
I was working at Wal-Mart and I normally was a cashier but for the today I was filling in for the fitting room. In the fitting room, you answer phones plus give people those little hang tags to put on their door that says how many items they have. Well, this was the ladies fitting room and no one stays at the men's fitting room. They have to come to the ladies fitting room to have it unlocked. I asked the person if they needed to someone to unlock the men's fitting room and proceeded to grab the keys for the men's fitting room. The person said "No, I'm in the right one." I said "Are you sure?" The person looked at me kind of funny and said "Yes." I asked again if she was sure and she said yes. I started to ask again and the person said "Look, I'm a female. I'm in the right one." I then handed her the hang tag and went back to work embarrassed as all heck. When she left, she just put the hang tag on the counter and walked out quickly. I could've sworn it was a man. She did not look or even sound like a female at all. I was so embarrassed!!!!
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