THERE gonna get you


Well, On a summer day, a long long time ago, history was made. A history I think everyone needs to be aware of. Me (fLiGhT) and Kip decided it was best if we brought this to your attention. Please, don't be alarmed, thers nothing you can do. If your going to turn back, do it now.
I'll begin at the beginning because I think it's usually best. :-)

It all started one day while. I was busy flameing in Dougs.He went to my page and decided to E mail me about 4000 times for no reson. I politely asked him why he was being such a dork, and he replyed, "they made me do it". And suddenly we were mailing eachother about every 5 seconds with more and more details about THEM. Unfortuantely, we no longer have the mail, but we put our two fuckheads together, and remembered as many details as we could about the evil little trolls that rule our minds and bodys. Heres what we came up with.

  • 1. THEY are about three foot tall
  • 2. THEY have two butts that are real oily
  • 3. THEY have pimples all over there bodys that ar ready to burst. That is how they reproduce
  • 4. THEY comunicate by speaking hoon. (That weird noise that shannon Hoon makes)
  • 5. THEY are politically correct out the ass
  • 6. THEY have white straggly hair, and bloodshot eyes
  • 7. And THEY take over mine and Kips brain when we least expect it, getting us in all sorts of trouble!!
    This is my best drawing of them so far, except I think it needs to be fatter.
    Well, not long after we became good freinds, I had to leave the computer to go back to school, because I dident have a computer of my own. So we did the next best thing and became devoted snail mail buddys, and THEY even had a part in that sometimes! We got to know eachother best through that snail mail, I was having alot of problems (your normal fuckhead problems) and was a huge help, and was devoted to straitening me out or killing me in the process. I helped him to, but I always seemed to have more problems *L* after about 10 months of talking, helping eachother, and being fuckheads, we decided to take the next step and go for coupletom. That lasted around 7 months, and THEY stayed with us the whole time. Were not together anymore, because I can't deal with this net junk, but THEY will never leave, they are hideing ready to jump out at the least expected time. Will you be the next victim?

    Well, if your still bored...

  • fLiGhTs cYbEr WaStElAnD
  • Kips spelling impared, but really kewl page

    The END.... or is it the beginning?



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