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1999 Series January 22- Wut da hell up wit all dez twisin muthafukz shittin on mah town C-Ville but yo least at is we be gettin outtie skool know wut im sayin?=I would like to ask a question. Why in the world would a narrow column of extremely fast spinning air transport its way through my city known as Clarksville? But, in my own optimistic view (glass half full), at the least we did not have to attend public education today which brings me joyous emotions if you have ever experienced this same joy before. January 17- Hey gial cmon on ova heya lookin all fine Ima make ya cream jus gimme 3 minutz maybe even fo'=Salutations female, member of the opposite sex, please move your body which is in tip-top condition. If you oblige, I will proceed to work my flirtation devices handed down to me from my father and force you to moisten. Just give me three groups of 60 seconds each, or as a matter of fact, 4 groups of 60 seconds each will be even better. January 13- Yo B dont be kallin dis a cumback cuz yo check it out I bin doin this shit long enuf to be yo daddy. Break yo self-n-hugz me=Listen up there young indivdual, do not in any way, shape, or form attempt to label this new era a return from a long withstanding hibernation, for I have been in this business long enough to have had sexual intercourse with your biological mother impregnating her with you, my long misplaced son. Transport yourself in my direction and give your father an emotional hug for I have yearned for this moment my entire life.
1998 Series July 3-Ima sooooulja, I thought told ya UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!=I am a bonafide person with interests completely my own, not corrupted by the many evils of our racist society. I distinctly remember informing you of this earlier had I not? Now please step awat from my gonads! June 30-Yiggity yo lil ZGo bust a phat beat to lemme start cappin my flow=Hey there little fellow that goes by the name of Little Z-Go. Would you be willing to bee-bop a happening beat so I can attempt to express myself with lyrics that I will make up as I go along? June 28-Pizzow pizzout I'm rollin to tha bumpin scene wit tha fly honies that smizzel like honey=Take a deep breath and relax the best way you know how. I am departing now. I am riding over to the most exciting party. There I will converse with an attractive girl which has a distinctive scent of honey. June 24-Tru pimp G'z throw ya hood up=Unique and happening individuals of the overcrowded section inhabited chiefly by miniority's, represent your region to the best of your ability as you praise your living quarters. June 19-Yo dis bra be fckin pissed gay ace Cyberthrill gonna front and playa hate and trip on my Benji=This individual is as angry as can be that the organization CyberThrill has for no reason deleted my account with my $40 dollars that I highly deserve. June 16-Dose kickz are wizzack=Your foot apparel is not as well-defined as mine. June 15-Why you tryin to trip knowiin I'll kil you mutha *urh* shut yo mouth!=What urges you to disturb me at this particular moment? Don't you know I will make you deceased you bad person. June 14-Dis me not slugs in yo' chest wit my glizzock bound to be ganked wit my peepz.=You had better check your circumstances before a hollow point is projected at your torso with my firearm, then you will be beat down with my good buddies that I like to socialize with. June 12-I'm tru to tha steelo kickin back listenin to tha DoggFather though he trippin wit tha DeeRow and up jumped tha boogie to Masta P label.=I am representing myself well while I soak in a tune from Snoop Doggy Dogg also known as Calvin Broadus even though he and Death Row Records have been going through some troubling times and caused Mr.Broadus to join No Limit Records headed by Master P presiding in Lousiana. June 3- I kizzan't wait for the summy so I can turn tha fresh mack, sip a lil koo-koo, grub up some ghetto butta, and bump wit tha supreme turner of the turntables.= I am eagerly awaiting summer's arrival as I plan to impress some nice honeys with my neat approach, satisfy my thirst with a cool and refreshing drink of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid, masticate some splendid barbeque, and dance the Tootsie-Roll while I listen to a very skilled disk jockey. June 2- Me just ridey-ridin peepin a tizzight jam as I pimp down the strizzeet livin ghetto fabulous as I holla at a ice cream man.=I am riding in an BMW automobile listening to a nice song with a good melody and neat beat, then I step out of my car and walk down the block feeling excellent in every way as I get the attention of a disributor of illegal narcotics. June 1- Sup fresh say why don't ya roll up in my crib three ticks after three and we'll cut a lil' rug and be mackin some hizzoes.=How is it going nice fellow? Why don't you find a means of transportation to my house around at 3:00PM and we will do a little dance and talk to some pretty humans of the opposite sex. May 31- Yo bra hook me up wit a sheet or I'll go buck on yo' girl. = Hello good friend, please lend me a sheet of paper or I will smack your girlfriend with a left hook.
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