Uncle Smeggy
March 31, 1999

unframe me!

Uncle Smeggy is not overly keen on personal hygiene



Read this!

Official Secret Hidden Link of the 1998 Summer OlympicsRoger is a pimply faced toadie
Beware! Oompa Loompas within
That's my BOY!


Visit Uncle Smeggy's Patented (Pending) Choose Yer Own Adventure On-Line Book!

um... still in progress...


Why, yes, I WILL have some eel custard


Soup: It's like an enema for your mouth... with vegetables!
Where your eyes don't go
Use Yer Brain NOW!







I have 
     
    

    
     festering boils!








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