HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP!   Will somebody please take this job?

    "Is that a disrupter in your pocket or are you just happy to see
 me?"  Conventions are hangouts for every kind of thief.  And we of
 the Klingon persuasion are asked to pull security duty for the
 merchants more than any other species.  Let's face it, we look really
 intimidating.  Statistically, there are fewer theft attempts when the
 merchants have a Klingon standing by.

    Aside from the obvious duty at a convention, Our Security Officers
 also act as escourts for visiting dignitaries and guest stars, like
 Marina Sirtis, Nana Visitor and others, who have actually been
 attacked by fans at conventions.  Knowledge of some form of martial
 art would be helpful here, not to mention security experience.  There
 are some really sick people out there.

    

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