Ahoy there, matey! Me name is Loot N. Plunder, but me Captain Plunder ter the likes of yer. Harharhar... Me name spills the beans on me trade of choice. Me pillage the sea, takin' loot from the rich ter make me richer. Me ship, Lady Death, n her crew serves me well, makin' me the most feared pirate ter ever sail the high seas.

Well, me used ter bask in this glory til that unfateful night when the devil himself wouldn't even help me. Me first mate gave the call that a mighty storm was approachin', so the crew rushed ter secure the deck, fix the sails, n pray we would survive the wrath of Mother Nature. Me men huddled below the decks awaitin' their fates whiles me desperately tried ter steer the ship away from the gates of death. As me was thrown unto me back, from the whirlin' of the waves tossin' the Lady, me saw the demon that sealed our doom.

Lightenin' struck the helm, causin' it ter explode inter flames. Me body seemed unable ter move as me watched the flames eat me ship n the salty water dance along her decks... Me ship was sinkin'! God must have cursed me fer me sins, so me found religion right then n prayed fer me life. The ocean was already at me knees whens me finally came ter... Me men were dead n me ship was falling ter a watery grave. Me wits finally kicked in, so me swam towards a floatin' crate, holdin' on fer dear life. Me watched the last of me ship go under, realizin' me had named her well, fer she had made certain of our deaths!