Jizzy Monkey's Personal Info
This page is about me and my personal life. Here you will find pictures and stories of my home life, friends, school life, work, and favorites.
Family
This is my cousin Noah "The Big Hairy Fat Ogre" Schilling.
This my eigth cousin. He is A. Les Bian
This is my pet, Arfenshinkle the mouse, he is a crank addict.
This is my cousin's grandma's best-friend's dog's uncle's owner's nephew's little brother.
Friends
This my friend Mark Nelson, he is afraid of everything. He is one big wuss. He cries when his five year old sister threatens to hit him.
This is my girlfriend, Roberta Horhay, she is real hot isn't she?
This is my other friend Tom Hopp. Me and him do all kinds of things together, like walk around the school and go to Lance Land.
This is my friend Jim Weis he is a real strong guy. Whenever I get the pee beaten out of me, He goes up to the girls that did it to me, and asks them on a date.
Teachers
This is my favorite teacher (the one on the left in the red sweater). His name is Mr. Sindberg. He is tasting his first malt scoth in this picture.
These are our two best teachers. They teach us how to do anything we ask them to. They are so cool. Their names are Mr. Homo and Mr. Sexual.
Favorites
This my favorite band. They are not well known, but you may have heard of them. They are the Repphibian Hickbillies.
It is a sad story, however, because after only one year of producing such wonderful bluegrass tunes, such as "Licking Lichen", and "Seaweed Stew Blues" the band split up. Turtle left the group to persue a career in jetpack testing.
And Frog, tried to make it solo in the music business, and he failed miserably with only one hit song in seven years entitled "Rabid Turtle Love".
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