A man (M) and a lady (L) who are very much in love, and devoted to one another are separated by a river with no way of getting across to the other side. On L's side of the river, there is a boatman (B) who is able to take her over to the other side of the river but refuses to do so unless she pays him a price of $20, twice his normal fare. L has no money. Another man (S) then tells L that he will giver her $20 if she sleeps with him. L agrees to do so and on receiving the $20, pays B who taked her over to the other side of the river. She is reunited with M and they are very happy together.
However, a friend of M (F) finds out what L did with S and immediately tells M. On learning the news, M finds L and ends thing with her, stating that he wants nothing more to do with her. Your task is to rank these five people, M, L, B, S, and F, from best to worst. i.e. best person to worst person. 1) 2) 3) 4) 5)
Don't read any further until you've finished the 1-5. If you do, you'll miss the whole point. When you do finish, scroll down and read on.














The order which you've ranked the five people is supposed to represent the importance that you place on different things in your life. 1 being the most important, and 5 being the least. The letters stand for:
M-morality
S-sex
L-love
B-business
F-friends

Write down you scores because its impossible to remember!

1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point)
2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
3. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
4. Ever been drunk? (2 points)
5. Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
7. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
8. BONUS: Throwing up on yourself or another person (1 extra point)
9. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points)
10. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
11. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
12. Do you drink regularly...at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
13. BONUS: 1 extra point for each additional day [7 points max]
14. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
15. Ever try pot, hash or mushrooms? (4 points for each)
16. Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points)
17. BONUS: 4 times a week? (4 extra points)
18. Ever bought "soft drugs"? (4 points)
19. Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
20. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
21. Ever use barbiturates? (8 points)
22. Ever use hallucinogens? {i.e.. LSD} (8 points)
23. Ever use narcotics? (10 points)
24. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
25. Ever been on a date? (2 points)
26. Ever been felt up or groped? (2 points)
27. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
28. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points)
29. BONUS: On the first date? (2 extra points)
30.. Ever taken a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex? (5 points)
31. Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
32. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
33. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
34. Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points)
35. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
36. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)
37. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
38. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
39. Ever contract an STD? (12 points)
40. Ever have sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)
41. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
42. Ever have sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
43. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
44. Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
45. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points)
46. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
47. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
48. Ever use sex toys? (6 points)
49. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
50. Ever been responsible for taking someone else's virginity? (4 points)
51. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points)
52. Ever bought anything in a sex shop? (3 points)
53. Ever lick or have someone lick your: Eyeball (1 point) Toes (2 points) Ears (1 point)
54. Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points)
55. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
56. Do necrophelia, pedophilia, and/or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
57. Ever been arrested? (8 points)
58. BONUS: Convicted? (7 extra points)
The Sleaze Quiz Scoring

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0-20 The Church is too corrupt for you
21-40 You barely make the scale. Is your heart beating?
41-60 Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date, are you?
61-100 Normal. You use your right hand just like everyone else.
101-130 Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
61-200 You're a danger to society. We'll see you on COPS.
200+ STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!

1. You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two equal roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but is very plain and boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get your significant other's house, short or long?
2. On the way you see 2 rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend, of any color combination. What number of white and red do you pick? (you can pick all of one or any combo of the two)
3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have them get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself. Which do you do?
4. You go up to you boy/girlfriend's room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed?
5. Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend go to sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when its time to wake up you go in their room and check on them. When you arrive, are they awake or asleep?
6. Now it's time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain road or the longer, more interesting road?







THE ANSWERS
1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If you take the short road, you fall in love quickly and easily. If you take the long road, you take your time and do not fall in love as easily.
2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return. For example, if you chose 18 red and 2 white, you give 90% and expect 10% in return.
3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems. If you asked the family member to get your significant other, then you like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves. If you went to get them yourself, then you are a more direct person and like to work out problems immediately.
4. The placement of roses determines how much you like to see your boy/girlfriend. Placing them on the bed means you like to see them a lot,while placing them on the windowsill means that you are alright with not seeing them as much.
5. This is representative of your attitude towards their personal ity. If you find them asleep, you love your boy/girlfriend the way they are. If you find them awake, you expect them to change for you.
6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone. If you chose the short road, you fall out of love easily. If you chose the longer one, you will tend to stay in love for a long time.