Due to unforeseen circumstances I have been made to take all references to that company who makes sportswear with three stripes off of my page. I was told that if I didn't do that, then i would be taken to court, which would be fun. Personally, I thought I was doing them a favour. Was I making fun of them? No. I was making fun of people who wear fake items of their clothing. I shall now refer to them as 'that company'. Ah well. Damn them and their foolish eyes.

THE LEAGUE AGAINST FAKE 'THAT COMPANY' STRIPES
 
 
Dear Fellow Surfers of the Web (that's you that is)....
 
 
WARNING!! If you are a fan of the squeaky-voiced "comedian" Joe Pasquale, such double acts as Hale and Pace, or enjoy watching programs made by the "Hide-hi" team, then you must LEAVE THIS WEBSITE NOW and smash your computer with a big hammer.  You should then realise your foolishness for listening to the words of a stranger.  Idiot.
 
Right, now that the foolish ones have left, we can start things properly.  Hello, and welcome to the homepage of The League Against Fake 'that company' Stripes, or LAFAS as we so touchingly call it.  If you agree with what we are saying, and would like to become a member, please e-mail Rachel!  Contributions to the website are welcomed, so, if you feel like telling us about your past shameful life of being a townie, or your experiences with them, feel free to confess all.  That is all we have to say!

Rachel and Jo

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Last Updated: 20th February, 1999  

Small print stuff: The content of the website is meant to be taken in a light-hearted manner.  Wearers of fake-'that company' are not neccessarily townies, chavs, trendies or whatever you wish to call them, it just seemed like a prominent icon of those sort of people.  And it sounded good.  And we just so happened to have a picture of a fake-'that company' shoe.  We also have nothing against people who live in towns.  Townies can live in the country and city too.  Its just a word, goddammit!  If you don't like it, please substitute it in your mind for something you do.
 
This page ©1998/99 Rachel "Jane" Pidoux and Joanne "Elizabeth" Verrill. So don't steal stuff without our permission, or erm, we'll get angry, and shout, very loudly. That's right. And we're very scary. No, really, we are. Jo can do a mean roar, and Rachel can make an ear hurting meep sound. Yes, we said meep. It is a real word, it is!!! Don't believe us then, fine, we'll just go. We ARE going, we're just waiting for you to go first, go on, bye!!
 
 
 
 
 
Are you still there???
 
 
 
 
 
Idiot.