Great Phrases For Daily Use

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1. Rotten fruit given to beggars shall return two-fold.
   -Incomnenus the Paladin
2. A proper funeral is essential. As the Book of Matricus (sp?) states (in annotated form): The good Saint Bob, after the battle of Congrea, didst burn 600 fallen soldiers, despite his haste to get to the city of Klanus. Matricus didst enchant his horseshoes as a reward for his piousness, so as to aid his journey. Thus Saint Bob was able to cover thirteen leagues in one hour. That is why a proper funeral is essential.
   -Incomnenus the Paladin
3. Both you and your enemies wear the same socks.
   -Generalissimo Lister
4. Do not use nuclear weapons on your neighbor or you too will be irradiated.
   -Generalissimo Lister
5. God created cows for Texans to eat.
   -unattributed
6. If you throw poultry at your enemy, he gets free eggs.
   -Generalissimo Lister

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