Small Soldiers Transformers 5

SMALL SOLDIERS TRANSFORMERS
written by Scott nWo Oliverson

More Than Meets The Eye 5

In the meantime the nWo are still helping themselves to stolen energy all over the globe 
while simultanously building their new starship to return home to Alpha Prime. Later in 
the underground base Dr. Doom, Carface and Colossus are discussing the final stages of 
constructions.

COLOSSUS: Starship nearly complete.

DOOM: And the energon cubes?

CARFACE: 1,000 more astro-liters required boss.

DOOM: We need one more source of energy Colossus.

COLOSSUS: The ruby crystals?

DOOM: Right! They are the richest source of energy on the face of the earth. I can almost see those ruby crystals now.

CARFACE: What was that?

Emerging into a chamber they witness Private Pain and Belledona test-firing a cannon at some set-up targets. Unfortunately the cannon is draining half the cubes it is hooked up to.

DOOM: Pain! What in the universe are you doing?

PRIVATE PAIN: Testing the energon cubes, they work!

DOOM: Of course they work, what did you expect?

BELLEDONA: You didn't know, you never tested them, I proved it.

DOOM: You only proved your idiotic mentality. <Points to empty stack> Now we need two strikes before we'll have enough energy to return to Alpha Prime.

PRIVATE PAIN: What's the difference, there's plenty here for us.

DOOM: The difference is time you fool. You set us back!

Angrilly he kicks over the cannon, destroying it right in front of a startled Belledona who can't believe he would ruin her deadly toy.

BELLEDONA: You, you ruined my beautiful weapon! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! <Goes into temper tantrum, paws shaking, eyes clenched, screaming>

DOOM: That's not all I'm going to ruin my dear. <Glowers at her>

CARFACE: Ahh doctor, better not make my boss angry or she will cast a spell or curse on you.

BELLEDONA: You stupid, no-good masked coward! GRRRRRRRRMPH! I oughta
destroy you.

She glares back, teeth bared, eyes narrowed. Carface gets nervous look, backs off. Pain fears his master might hurt him next, also retreats until Colossus intervenes.

COLOSSUS: Rocket fuel is another highly concentrated form of energy.

DOOM: Oh, thank you for that piece of info bodyguard.

CARFACE: What rocket fuel? Where should we look for it?

PRIVATE PAIN: I haven't a clue bulldog.

Meanwhile, not far away is Duke Nukem taking a picnic break in Golden Gate Park with Charlie, Itchy and David (Human boy and friend of the dogs) when he intercepts the conversation taking place between the baddies. Charlie, David and Itchy also listen in, faces with stunned, confused expressions on them.

DOOM: Despite your stupidity Pain, Belledona, our mission will suceed. First we strike the crystal mines, and then we'll locate the rocket fuel we need.

DAVID: Whoa, sounds like the nWo are planning another attack elsewhere.

CHARLIE: That's what we've been waiting to hear.

ITCHY: Let's radio the Major, he'll know what to do.

DAVID: Good idea, let's warn Chip that Doom is about to hit another target so he can stop him again.

At the same time the witch tries making a deal with Doom.

BELLEDONA: Don't push me doctor, my desire for power is as great as yours.
DOOM: Power flows to the one who knows how to use it. Desire alone is not enough.

PRIVATE PAIN: I make all things possible, I can wait.

BELLEDONA: Fine, I'll wait too until my time is ready.

DOOM: <Agrees> Very well. <To Colossus> Assemble the strike force.

COLOSSUS: Strike force assembled sir.

DOOM: Scramble! <His men morph into jets, copters> To the crystal mines!

And the Empire takeoff into the sky. At the same time, our friends are returning onboard Nukem's disquise of a Chenowth DR-2 buggy.

CHARLIE: Hey you know something? I like being a spy, undercover work.

DAVID: Look Charlie, no hands. <Takes hands off steering wheel>

DUKE NUKEM: Ha-ha big deal, I'm driving.

ITCHY: <Looks out window> Uh-oh, I think we got company!

Diving down from above scream several jet planes. One is All American Boy (F-18 Hornet) and the other is Brash Knuckles (MIG-29 Fulcrum) who begin firing on the buggy with laser guns and missiles.

DAVID: <Panics> Can't you go any faster Duke!

DUKE NUKEM: Sorry, this is it. I'm not built for speed.

ITCHY: We're going to need a hand then.

DUKE NUKEM: Radio home base.

CHARLIE: Mayday, mayday! Calling Alliance HQ, we're being attacked by the nWo. Send help!

DAVID: And hurry! <Also yells into mic>

ITCHY: Aaaaaaaaaah! <Ducks down, covers his head and eyes>

The two jets continue strafing the buggy, but it swerves back
and forth, avoiding the explosions all around it.

DUKE NUKEM: I may not be fast, but I'm tough.

CHARLIE: It's Nick Nitro!

DAVID: And Link Static!

ITCHY: We're saved!

Nitro and Static race past, U-turn and drive back to cover their brother. One of the planes zeroes in and scores a direct hit on Nitro's paint-work, making the bombs expert angry.

NICK NITRO: Hey! That was a new paint job you a**h***! Eat s***!
<He lets go with a SAM that impacts and nearly knocks All American Boy
out of the sky, but he recovers flight and veers away>

DAVID: Man that's hot! <Witnesses the attack>

ITCHY: Gee, I know the paint's hot but this is ridculous.

CHARLIE: Hahahahahaha, yeah that ought to burn you up, hahahahahahaha!

The enemy jets veer away and fly off into the horizon.

ALL AMERICAN BOY: I'm heading in for repairs.

BRASH KNUCKLES: I'll saddle you back!

DUKE NUKEM: Thanks for your help brothers.

NICK NITRO: <Still fumming> What about my paint?!

LINK STATIC: Don't worry <Jokes> nobody will notice, hehehehehehehe...

Later in the mines, activity is underway as the terrorists begin loading crystals into mine-cars, then transport them into a nearby chamber where they are compressed into glowing red energon cubes. Supervising the activity is the witch herself shouting orders with Carface backing her up.

BELLEDONA: Let's go hurry up, get this car loaded. Faster!

CARFACE: Yeah move it people, we haven't got all day.

In another chamber Doom and Colossus survey their good luck.

DOOM: Ahh this place is magnificent, unbelieveable.

COLOSSUS: Enough here to power the entire planet of Alpha Prime?

DOOM: Exactly. I will build the ultimate weapon, to defeat the Commando Elite, to control the planet, to conquer the universe! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<He tosses handfulls of crystals into the air as he laughs>

Outside the entrance the Elite prepare to move in...

CHIP HAZARD: There they are. <Points to tunnel's mouth>

BUTCH MEATHOOK: Doom and the other nWo must be inside the mine.

BRICK BAZOOKA: Let's blast their tail-butts out of there.

NICK NITRO: We got just the trick to do it with too, there's enough explosives in here to bury them forever! <Holds up pipe bomb>

CHIP HAZARD: Not so fast Nitro. We know they're in there, but we don't know where.

ANABELLE: <Volunteers> I'll go. Maybe I can find my way around.

NINA WILLIAMS: And since I'm the only woman on the squad, I have the best chance of getting through. I'll stick that bomb right under their noses <Morphs into her Bigfoot monster truck guise> Hop in Anabelle.<As the whippet climbs inside, Nitro hands her the bomb>

NICK NITRO: Once you set this timer here <Points to LCD readout screen> You got 1 hour-60 minutes. Remember once it's set that's it, no turning back to disarm or defuse.

ANABELLE: I understand.

CHIP HAZARD: If there's any problems, get out of there. We'll find another way.

ANABELLE: There won't be any problems Major. This one's for Alpha Prime, Earth and Heaven. Let's go Nina!

Williams races towards the entrance and enters the mouth of the dark tunnel. Once inside she changes back into human form, and the whippet follows her into the shafts. Now what happens???

END OF PART 5

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