SMALL SOLDIERS
TRANSFORMERS
written by Scott nWo
Oliverson
More Than Meets The Eye 6
This next scene shows the nWo villians still helping themselves to more stolen energy resources around the globe. Later deep underground within the Empire base, Dr. Doom and Colossus discuss the final stages of construction of their new starship
COLOSSUS Star Destroyer nearly completed.
DR. DOOM And the energon cubes?
COLOSSUS 1,000 more required.
DR. DOOM We need one more source of energy Colossus.
COLOSSUS The ruby crystals of Africa?
DR. DOOM Right! They are the richest source of energy on the face of the earth. I can almost see those ruby crystals now. <Just then he hears a whirring sound> What was that?
<Suddenly they notice the witch whippet Belledona, Carface Caruthers, Killer and some of the wrestlers test-firing a laser cannon at some targets, but unfortunately they have drained half of the cubes>
DR. DOOM Skull, Ben, Knuckles! What in the universe are you doing?
BRASH KNUCKLES Testing the energon cubes, they work.
DR. DOOM Of course they work, what do you think...?
SKULL DUGGERY You didn't know, you never tested them. We proved it.
DR. DOOM You only proved your stupidity idiotic senses. <Points to empty stack> Now we need two strikes before we'll have enough energy to return to Alpha Prime.
CARFACE CARUTHERS What's the difference boss? There's plenty here for us.
DR. DOOM The difference is time you fool. You set us back! <Angrilly he kicks over the cannon destroying it. Shocked, then alarmed Belledona looks on>
BELLEDONA Hey! What did you do that for! That was my work of art.
DR. DOOM Oops, excuse me my dear for breaking your toy, Hahahahahahaha!
BELLEDONA <Gets angry> Arrrrrrrrgh! Oooooooomph! <Eyes blazing, teeth bared in snarl>
COLOSSUS <Interrupts>Rocket fuel is another highly concentrated form of energy.
<At the same time, not far away is Tracer spying on the enemy's position by recording the conversation on his satellite dish radar scanner. With him are Charlie, Itchy and Anabelle> DR. DOOM Despite your stupidity nWo wiseguys, our mission will suceed. First we strike the African crystal mines, and then we'll locate the rocket fuel we need.
ANABELLE That's what we've been waiting to hear boys.
CHARLIE BARKIN Right, let's radio the Major.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD He'll know what to do Charlie. <Meanwhile the witch tries reasoning with the armored doctor>
BELLEDONA Don't push me Doom. My desire for power is as great as yours!
PRIVATE PAIN Yeah, and besides I should be next in line to lead the Empire.
DR. DOOM Power flows to the one who knows how to use it. Desire alone is not enough.
PRIVATE PAIN I make all things possible, I can wait.
BELLEDONA Fine with me buddy. <Grins and winks at him>
DR. DOOM Assemble the strike force.
COLOSSUS <Reports seconds later>Strike force assembled.
DR. DOOM Scramble! <As his warriors morph and takeoff> To the crystal mines! <They fly away into the horizon> <Simultanously Tracer is returning to HQ with his canine allies>
CHARLIE BARKIN Hey you know something? I like being a spy.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD Yes, working undercover and foiling the enemy's plans boss.
ANABELLE <Driving>Hey look Charles, no hands. <Removes paws from steering wheel>
TRACER Ha-ha very funny, I'm driving miss.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD <Glances out window>Uh-oh...I think we got company, Aaaaaaaah! <Ducks back inside> <Diving down are a A-10 Thunderbolt, F-14 Tomcat, and F-18 Hornet launching a suprise attack!>
ANABELLE Can't you go any faster Tracer!
TRACER Sorry this is it, I'm not built for speed.
CHARLIE BARKIN We are going to need a hand then.
TRACER Radio home base! <So Barkin grabs the CB mic and shouts into it>
CHARLIE BARKIN Mayday, mayday! Calling Elite Alliance headquarters. We're being attacked by Empire NWO, send help.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD And hurry! <Also yells into mic> <Tracer continues evasive manuvers to avoid the gunfire>
TRACER I may not be fast, but I'm tough! <Just then up ahead, two other vehicles come into view>
ANABELLE <Recognizes them>It's Butch Meathook and Guyman! <The sniper & bodyguard drive past, U-Turn and race back to shield their partner. One of the jets scores a hit on Butch's bodyframe and he gets hot under the collar>
BUTCH MEATHOOK Hey man! That's a new paint job! Eat s***! <He shoots back>
CHARLIE BARKIN Wow, now that is what I call a hot-seat.
ANABELLE I know the paint is hot but this is ridculous, Hehehehehehehehmhmhmhmhm.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD Hahahahahahaha <He can't control himself>
ALL AMERICAN BOY I'm heading in for repairs. <Veers away>
BRUTE FORCE I'll saddle you back dude. <Follows him>
SKULL DUGGERY Yo brothers, wait for me! <Hurries to catch up>
TRACER Thanks for your help soldiers.
BUTCH MEATHOOK <Still hot>What about my paint!
GUYMAN Don't worry, nobody will notice. Just make left turns, hahahahahaha... <Sometime later inside the mines of Africa, the nWo terrorists are digging the crystals out of the shafts, loading them into mine-cars and then converting them into glowing red energon cubes>
PRIVATE PAIN Let's go, hurry up get this car loaded. Faster!
BELLEDONA Move it, move it you idiots! We haven't got all day.
DR. DOOM Ahh this is magnificent, unbelieveable.
COLOSSUS Enough here to power the entire planet of Alpha Prime?
DR. DOOM Exactly. I will build the Ultimate Weapon, to defeat the Commandos, to control the planet, to conquer the universe, Heheheheheahahahahaha! <He throws handfulls of crystals into the air as he laughs. Meanwhile the Alliance await outside the main entrance>
CHIP HAZARD There they are. <Points to the tunnel's mouth>
BRICK BAZOOKA Doom and the other NWO must be inside the mines sir.
LINK STATIC Let's blast their a**** out of there.
NICK NITRO We got just the trick to do it with too, <Holds up pipe bomb> There's enough explosives in here to bury them forever!
CHIP HAZARD Not so fast Nick. We know they're in there, but we don't know where.
LANCE I'll go, maybe I can find my way around in there.
NINA WILLIAMS And I have the best chance of getting through. I'll stick that bomb right under their noses. <Morphs into Monster Truck> Hop in Lance! <As the doberman climbs inside, Nitro hands over the bomb>
NICK NITRO Once you set this timer here <Points to LCD screen> You got 1 hour-60 minutes. Remember, once it's set that's it, no turning back to deactivate or defuse it.
LANCE <Takes the bomb>I understand, duty calls! <Salutes>
CHIP HAZARD If there's any problems, get out of there. We'll find another way.
LANCE There won't be any problems Major. This one's for Alpha Prime, Earth and Heaven. Let's go Nina! <And they race towards the mine>
END OF PART 6