SMALL SOLDIERS TRANSFORMERS
written by Scott nWo Oliverson

More Than Meets The Eye 6

 

This next scene shows the nWo villians still helping themselves to more stolen energy resources
 around the globe. Later deep underground within the Empire base, Dr. Doom and Colossus 
discuss the final stages of construction of their new starship

 

COLOSSUS
Star Destroyer nearly completed.
DR. DOOM
And the energon cubes?
COLOSSUS
1,000 more required.
DR. DOOM
We need one more source of energy Colossus.
COLOSSUS
The ruby crystals of Africa?
DR. DOOM
Right!  They are the richest source of energy on the face of the earth.  I can almost see 
those ruby crystals now. <Just then he hears a whirring sound> What was that?
<Suddenly they notice the witch whippet Belledona, Carface Caruthers, Killer and some of
the wrestlers test-firing a laser cannon at some targets, but unfortunately they have drained
 half of the cubes>
DR. DOOM
Skull, Ben, Knuckles!  What in the universe are you doing?
BRASH KNUCKLES
Testing the energon cubes, they work.
DR. DOOM
Of course they work, what do you think...?
SKULL DUGGERY
You didn't know, you never tested them.  We proved it.
DR. DOOM
You only proved your stupidity idiotic senses. <Points to empty stack> Now we need two strikes
 before we'll have enough energy to return to Alpha Prime.
CARFACE CARUTHERS
What's the difference boss?  There's plenty here for us.
DR. DOOM
The difference is time you fool.  You set us back!

<Angrilly he kicks over the cannon destroying it.  Shocked, then alarmed Belledona looks on>
BELLEDONA
Hey!  What did you do that for!  That was my work of art.
DR. DOOM
Oops, excuse me my dear for breaking your toy, Hahahahahahaha!
BELLEDONA 
<Gets angry> Arrrrrrrrgh!  Oooooooomph! <Eyes blazing, teeth bared in snarl>
COLOSSUS 
<Interrupts>Rocket fuel is another highly concentrated form of energy.
<At the same time, not far away is Tracer spying on the enemy's position  by recording the 
conversation on his satellite dish radar scanner. With him are Charlie, Itchy and Anabelle>

DR. DOOM
Despite your stupidity nWo wiseguys, our mission will suceed.  First we 
strike the African crystal mines, and then we'll locate the rocket fuel 
we need.
ANABELLE
That's what we've been waiting to hear boys.
CHARLIE BARKIN
Right, let's radio the Major.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD
He'll know what to do Charlie.

<Meanwhile the witch tries reasoning with the armored doctor>
BELLEDONA
Don't push me Doom.  My desire for power is as great as yours!
PRIVATE PAIN
Yeah, and besides I should be next in line to lead the Empire.
DR. DOOM
Power flows to the one who knows how to use it.  Desire alone is not enough.
PRIVATE PAIN
I make all things possible, I can wait.
BELLEDONA
Fine with me buddy. <Grins and winks at him>
DR. DOOM
Assemble the strike force.
COLOSSUS 
<Reports seconds later>Strike force assembled.
DR. DOOM
Scramble! <As his warriors morph and takeoff> To the crystal mines! <They fly away into 
the horizon>

<Simultanously Tracer is returning to HQ with his canine allies>
CHARLIE BARKIN
Hey you know something?  I like being a spy.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Yes, working undercover and foiling the enemy's plans boss.
ANABELLE 
<Driving>Hey look Charles, no hands. <Removes paws from steering wheel>
TRACER
Ha-ha very funny, I'm driving miss.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD 
<Glances out window>Uh-oh...I think we got company, Aaaaaaaah! <Ducks back inside>

<Diving down are a A-10 Thunderbolt, F-14 Tomcat, and F-18 Hornet 
launching a suprise attack!>
ANABELLE
Can't you go any faster Tracer!
TRACER
Sorry this is it, I'm not built for speed.
CHARLIE BARKIN
We are going to need a hand then.
TRACER
Radio home base!

<So Barkin grabs the CB mic and shouts into it>
CHARLIE BARKIN
Mayday, mayday!  Calling Elite Alliance headquarters.  We're being attacked by Empire NWO,
 send help.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD
And hurry! <Also yells into mic>

<Tracer continues evasive manuvers to avoid the gunfire>
TRACER
I may not be fast, but I'm tough!

<Just then up ahead, two other vehicles come into view>
ANABELLE 
<Recognizes them>It's Butch Meathook and Guyman!

<The sniper & bodyguard drive past, U-Turn and race back to shield
their partner.  One of the jets scores a hit on Butch's bodyframe and he gets 
hot under the collar>
BUTCH MEATHOOK
Hey man!  That's a new paint job!  Eat s***! <He shoots back>
CHARLIE BARKIN
Wow, now that is what I call a hot-seat.
ANABELLE
I know the paint is hot but this is ridculous, Hehehehehehehehmhmhmhmhm.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD
Hahahahahahaha <He can't control himself>
ALL AMERICAN BOY
I'm heading in for repairs. <Veers away>
BRUTE FORCE
I'll saddle you back dude. <Follows him>
SKULL DUGGERY
Yo brothers, wait for me! <Hurries to catch up>
TRACER
Thanks for your help soldiers.
BUTCH MEATHOOK 
<Still hot>What about my paint!
GUYMAN
Don't worry, nobody will notice.  Just make left turns, hahahahahaha...

<Sometime later inside the mines of Africa, the nWo terrorists are 
digging the crystals out of the shafts, loading them into mine-cars and 
then converting them into glowing red energon cubes>
PRIVATE PAIN
Let's go, hurry up get this car loaded.  Faster!
BELLEDONA
Move it, move it you idiots!  We haven't got all day.
DR. DOOM
Ahh this is magnificent, unbelieveable.
COLOSSUS
Enough here to power the entire planet of Alpha Prime?
DR. DOOM
Exactly.  I will build the Ultimate Weapon, to defeat the Commandos, to 
control the planet, to conquer the universe, Heheheheheahahahahaha!

<He throws handfulls of crystals into the air as he laughs.  Meanwhile 
the Alliance await outside the main entrance>
CHIP HAZARD
There they are. <Points to the tunnel's mouth>
BRICK BAZOOKA
Doom and the other NWO must be inside the mines sir.
LINK STATIC
Let's blast their a**** out of there.
NICK NITRO
We got just the trick to do it with too, <Holds up pipe bomb> There's 
enough explosives in here to bury them forever!
CHIP HAZARD
Not so fast Nick.  We know they're in there, but we don't know where.
LANCE
I'll go, maybe I can find my way around in there.
NINA WILLIAMS
And I have the best chance of getting through.  I'll stick that bomb 
right under their noses. <Morphs into Monster Truck> Hop in Lance!

<As the doberman climbs inside, Nitro hands over the bomb>
NICK NITRO
Once you set this timer here <Points to LCD screen> You got 1 hour-60 
minutes.  Remember, once it's set that's it, no turning back to  deactivate or defuse it.
LANCE 
<Takes the bomb>I understand, duty calls! <Salutes>
CHIP HAZARD
If there's any problems, get out of there.  We'll find another way.
LANCE
There won't be any problems Major.  This one's for Alpha Prime, Earth 
and Heaven.  Let's go Nina! <And they race towards the mine>

 

 

END OF PART 6

 

 

 

 

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