SMALL SOLDIERS
TRANSFORMERS
written by Scott nWo
Oliverson
More Than Meets The Eye 7
Now back at HQ, we see Itchy, Charlie, David and Sasha writing some more entries into their diary notebooks.
DAVID: Chip Hazard cares alot for his fellow marines, and he dosen't want anything to happen to them.
CHARLIE: I think he'd make a neat president.
ITCHY: Probably somebody who should run for next president at the White House, ha-ha.
SASHA: Very funny boys, hehehehehehehe <She laughs too>
At the same time we see Duke Nukem and Guyman guarding Ravage in his electro-cell.
DUKE NUKEM: Uh-uh Ravage, these keys aren't for you. <He dangles them out of reach as the enraged T-800 swipes at them> Don't think he likes being a hostage or POW.
GUYMAN: Can't say I blame him. You know I'm suprised the Empire hasn't tried to rescue him.
DUKE NUKEM: I'm not, they don't care about anything, not even their own. <Gets an idea> Hey Ravage, watch this.
Snarling the robo-cat
glares menacingly as the vigilante casts an illusion of Dr. Doom
standing in battle-pose.
DUKE NUKEM: Ha-ha! Here's your friend Doom to keep you company.
Unfortunately Ravage
does not find this humorous.
GUYMAN: Hahahahaha Duke! When we get back to Alpha Prime will you
make me a big house with a huge car-garage? Ho-ho, holograms look
so real, nobody would know the difference.
DUKE NUKEM: Guyman, you
just gave me a great idea. <He walks off>
Then minutes later we see him conferring with his leader.
CHIP HAZARD: A hologram?
DUKE NUKEM: That's right sir, but I mean a big one.
NINA WILLIAMS: What did you have in mind?
DUKE NUKEM: A gigantic illusion, that will trick the nWo into coming to us on our terms.BUTCH MEATHOOK: It might just work.
LINK STATIC: What's the hologram of?
CHIP HAZARD:
<Smiles> I got an idea...<He reveals his little trap>
Later he returns to Guyman still guarding Ravage.
DUKE NUKEM: I just saw Hazard. He told me MCP has located a new
supply of rocket-fuel.
GUYMAN: <Excited> Where!
DUKE NUKEM: Not too far
from here, about a 140 kilometers due west.
Unfortunately Ravage is also listening in on this conversation.
GUYMAN: Then maybe we can go back to Alpha Prime?
DUKE NUKEM: Why there's enough rocket-fuel at that base to make 4 trips back to Alpha Prime. C'mon, let's go tell Bazooka, make him feel better.
GUYMAN: But what about Ravage?
DUKE NUKEM: Don't worry
about him, he's not going anywhere.
As he speaks, Duke drops the keys on the ground (All part of the
trap) so the T-800 can snatch them, open his cell door and run.
When the Commandos give chase, the Terminator makes it to freedom
back to enemy headquarters. The marines return with the bad news.
CHIP HAZARD: What happened?
GUYMAN: Ravage, he escaped.
CHIP HAZARD: <Smiles> Perfect, just the way I planned it.
ALL SOLDIERS: HUH???
CHIP HAZARD: You'll see,
I'm not going to tell.
Later at nWo HQ, Ravage begins playing back the information as
Doom, Belledona, Carface, Killer and company listen in.
RAVAGE: The rocket-base is 140 kilometers due west of the
Commando camp.
DOOM: Excellent Ravage, excellent! This rocket-fuel is the last resource we need to defeat the Alliance and control Alpha Prime.
PRIVATE PAIN: Right on schedule aren't we?
DOOM: No thanks to you soldier.
PRIVATE PAIN: I made my contributions.
DOOM: You also made clear your desire to replace me as leader of the New World Order. Mistake #1.
BELLEDONA: Grrrrrrrmph! It's time for change doctor. It's time for action not words, I am the leader of the future!
DOOM: You couldn't lead
doggies to a picnic. How could you pretend to
lead the Empire!
That did it, Belle's anger exploded into rage. She prepares to
let Doom have it with energy bolts when Colossus spots the danger
first.
COLOSSUS: Doctor! Behind you!
Doom turns around just in time to intercept the witch's attack
and repels it using his lightsaber to deflect the bolts.
Simultanously Private Pain tries shooting his phaser only to miss
by inches.
BELLEDONA: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! <Shakes fists, eyes clenched,
screaming>
PRIVATE PAIN: It-it's empty! <Realizes his gun is low on power>
DOOM: You failed to assasinate me when you had the chance Pain, Belledona. Mistake #2, now it's my turn. <And he aims his cannon>
PRIVATE PAIN: Please, don't fire! I didn't mean to betray you sir.
BELLEDONA: No, no don't
shoot me!
Too late as Doom lets go with two blasts, the first knocking Pain
down onto his butt and the second striking the whippet sending
her falling facefirst onto the ground. Carface looks on in
horror!
CARFACE: Oh no, no you killed my boss!
KILLER: Ye gads! He shot her.
BELLEDONA: Please Doom, no don't kill me I beg you!
PRIVATE PAIN: Doctor,
DOCTOR! <Also pleads for mercy>
The mad doctor finally gives in to their pleas, only after the
baddies have learned their lessons. He turns to address the other
nWo
goons who have witnessed this short-fight.
DOOM: We attack the rocket-base at sunrise. <Light flashes in
his
facemask visor>
END OF PART 7