So...you want to try and learn about the real me Hmmm? The face (often whacky and insane) behind the character of Jorel? Well I can say only one thing!
Sorry...Haven't gotten this far...and don't hold your breath! Now...if you are really, REALLY that concerned...you COULD try and pester me online or even send Mail...Perhaps bribery might even work. But again..I wouldn't expect much!
Save your sanity...before it is too late! GRINS!
Until then...a few queries to pass the time and ponder over:
WHY IS THAT?
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?
How come there is a mailbox in front of the post office?
Why go to all the trouble of building a hidden driveway when the highway
department puts up a "Hidden Drive" sign?
How come we can never just rant or just rave? Why do we always have to
do both?
If a mime fell in the woods, would he make a sound?
Why do radio stations interrupt "60 minutes of uninterrupted music" to
tell you you're listening to 60 minutes of uninterrupted music?
If your nose runs and your feet smell, are you built upside down?
What did moths congregate around before light bulbs were invented?
If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, why is his hair
always so neatly combed?
Does an invisible ink stain have to be cleaned with invisible spot remover?
If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what color would he be -- clear?
Can you call someone on the otherside of the international date line and
get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
If you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped the cat, would it land
on its feet?
Why do we use the phrase "recorded earlier"? Is there ANY other time to
record something?
Back to the Courtyard.
