The Currington Dictionary



This gallery of wit and wisdom has been compiled by...

Matthew Morgan - Julian Fletcher - Simon Smith - Shaun Hartley - Diana Shrewsbury



A is for "Any other answers?..." A



B is for "Blah, blah, blah, boring, boring, boring..." B



C is for "Thank You... Carry on please..." C



D is for "Diana! Why didn't you answer that? D



E is for "Explain your reasoning..." E



F is for "Four minutes late..." F



G is for "Give me five reasons... going clockwise... starting with Julian." G



H is for "Hmmmmmmmmm... interesting!"



I is for "Iron (III) Chloride is a test for what, Simon?" I



J is for "Julian... You got 97% on the exam" J



K is for "Ka is what, Shaun?" K



L is for "Lone-pair lone-pair repulsion is greater than lone-pair bond-pair repuslion is greater than bond-pair bond-pair repulsion" L



B is for "Matt! Copper (II) solution is blue not green!" M



N is for "No, No, No, No, No, No!" N



O is for "Oxidation of a secondary alcohol does not produce an aldehyde!" O



P is for "Ph = -log[H+(aq)]... Diana!" P



Q is for "All right! Quickfire questions!" Q



R is for "Read the question!" R



S is for "Shaun! You think that's funny? You'll be drawing it!" S



T is for "Thy Lord and Master -LE CHATELIER- T



U is for "Under 30%? That's a U!" U



V is for "Vogel's book of quantitative chemical analysis" V



W is for "Would you like to reconsider?" W



X is for "Xplain in terms of intermolecular bonding..." X



Y is for "You think a haircut is more important than A-Level Chemistry Simon? (and Shaun?)" Y



Z is for "Zwitterions? What? You're Zwitterions!" Z



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