For all you impatient types who'd like to skip the witticism, click here for a quick run down of what's here.

Infernal tootling
(My short, but oh-so-sweet awards page! I'm all choked up:)

Coming soon -
(Special note: I know I've been promising the following things for quite a while. I've got tons of ideas, and they WILL materialize! Just need to take a breather. There are going to be some major changes here soon, making for an even more user-friendly sight! -And a quicker loading, so stay with me!)
PICTURES. Me & mine (wanna see my tattoo?), and some other stuff you may find worth looking at! (are you as excited as I am?)
Also... Is your webpage dark and sinister? Do you have a fondness for all things dismal? Care to be psychoanalyzed? Stay tuned for "A Study in Black."
Next, step into the (virtual, toxin free) "smokers lounge" for "Smoke & Fire"
When the smoke clears, you'll understand.
While you're waiting, here's something brief on the subject.

One other thing coming up:
Anti-angst campaign - more light hearted junk! (This just in!) Someone told me my poems and stuff were kinda grim. Hmmm...that's depressing...
(If you're a fan of my poetry, thank you! I'll be creating a large index on the geocities sight soon.)

I ask you, does the word "poetry" make you turn around and run ?

PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND

Three things on death and fear.

A comical interlude.
The Dilbert Zone! ...hahaheeheeha...

Have you ever wondered...
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!!?!!
Could it be...
A D D ?
(You should read this.)

Well, it ain't clean and pristine anymore...but it's still worth doin'!

Hypertext Webster Interface (virtual dictionary).
It can keep ya from lookin' too stupid sometimes!(sometimes)

OK, this one should be self-explanatory! Random Lightbulb Jokes Perpetual yucks!
Or...contemplate a random haiku...another great waste of time!
Speaking of useless...You might like this Site

Now for something inspirational.

Here also, is a beautiful inspiration. It takes a few to load, but truly a sight to behold.
Can you see the image? It's worth a few minutes.
You can see, and get hard copies of, this and other HST photos from this place.

Now here's something slightly disturbing. (But still good!)

Is anybody out there? E.T. phone home! Are you one of us ?

OK, maybe not. Well how about Mensa? Are you one of US? (Or would you like to be?)

Alright, alright. I know what you must be thinking.
Just to give a nice counter balance to all the gobbledygook on this page...
The Skeptical Inquirer
It's a pretty good read. Get a solid informational base to backup your beliefs. Then stand confidently behind them, nonsense or not!

Enter the Troubles Depository here.
C'mon,'fess up. If you got the blues, leave 'em here. It might be a good thing.

Speaking of trouble...Hatemail in a Box...Some really mean, funny guys.
(With friends like these, who needs enemas?)

A special note for Chris W.

What do I have to do to get you to sign my guest book?! Write a poem about you?! (I would ya know. I ain't proud.)
Humor me. (I'm tired of seeing those tumbleweeds in my mailbox)

If you are good at following directions and resisted temptation, I commend you! But just so you don't miss out, you may want to click here. That guy "Nil" is a scream!

Are you an informational sponge? Do you have a thirst for knowledge? Well you should!
PBS. It isn't just for nerds anymore!
The stuff you put into your head comes right back out for everyone to see! Don't risk it, watch PBS and impress you friends (not to mention yourself!)
I can't say enough about how cool this station is.
Let's separate the sheep from the shephards. Go ahead.

If you build it, they will come...
FREE Explore Tripod !
Not only do you get a free websight, but you get excellent fun stuff like the Toybox !
Some things just make it all worth while!

An excellent and easy reference for those just learning - A Crash Course in HTML (hyper-text markup language) It's pretty easy! Also, if you like what you see here, you must check out The Homepage Hospital, Pam Bytes (an entirely original collection of graphics), A+Art, Carol's Clipart Collection (my personal favorite) and

You know...I really get a kick out of people. Of course, everyone has their favorites.
Here's one of mine...Bill Nye The Sceince Guy!
And this guy, the funniest man in the world to my knowledge...

My Yahoo! ~personalized search engine~

Check Out The Line Around The World !! Grab on! It's a beautiful thing.

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